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I'm too lazy to update. So here's an AIM conversation I had with my brother's best friend. Yes, he calls me Professor Skank. Don't ask. I have many, many odd nicknames.


SyrdonLoki: Whore.
Searow: i know
Searow: wait who is this?
SyrdonLoki: Just making sure.
SyrdonLoki: Nobody.....
SyrdonLoki: I'm a skank.
SyrdonLoki: Sorry, Skank.
Searow: prof. skank?
SyrdonLoki: It's a proper noun
SyrdonLoki: Indeed
Searow:...
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scoots:
kill!
braveart:
totally..they don't call it an "A"-hole for nothing..
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secretsquirrel:
No, that's right. But real men say cistern. Fag.
secretsquirrel:
No. You're just a little fag, that's all. I was merely stating the obvious, no need to go all Freud on me. Fag.
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Quick and easy update time.

My brother's here. Fuck yeah. We're hitting up a movie at Manns Chinese Theatre, and another at the Arclight tonight. Tomorrow... ? Tuesday we'll be at Magic Mountain, and Wednsday we're headed to San Diego.

I find out tomorrow whether or not my new engine will be covered by my warranty. If not, then I won't have my truck any...
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sarcasticmenace:
"Who are you again?"

Good fucking question. confused


"You want my money... don't you?"

No, actually, that's not what I want at all. whatever
prockg:
You'd have to fight me for that cinnamon roll. tongue

How was Magic Mountain!!?? love
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I feel like absolute fucking crap. How are you doing? I often think I may be hollow. I suppose I won't know until I fall hard enough to split open. Somebody take pictures.

Good things are happening, though. More writing will be accomplished tonight. I crave cigarettes, but I'm not going to buy them. My brother gets here on friday, which is absolutely fucking awesome....
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damnation_game:
hey there space cowboy whats new? hows the week treated you .. i had a quiet one as coming weekend is going to be a big one!
damnation_game:
ah this weekend i am seeing land of the dead and i am going to sigur ros
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So I went to 7-11 today, and the guy in front of me looked EXACTLY like the cashier. They HAD to be identical twins, but they never said anything to each other aside from making the transaction. surreal What made it even better was the guy behind the counter was named Igor. Awesome. I love my Russian mafia and transvestite laden neighborhood.





The writing is going...
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trevor:
yourr phone has the geighds.
trevor:
throw! Throw fucker! i'm driunk and i know that!
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On sabbatical.
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UPDATE:

I should be back someday if I can ever get some fucking writing accomplished. I won't be checking my journal, and, sadly, won't be returning comments. Later people.
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UPDATE:

07/23/05 @ 7:33 PM

Ok, I lied. I will be checking in, and I will be returning comments. Not even a day and I missed you guys! MUST NOT GO TO...
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friedbanana:
I'm just a poor man trying to clear his middle name.

THIS IS LIKE HIGH SCHOOL!

Well...not really.

What is Calvin Ball?
kosomot:
Nah. I wouldn't even have seen it.
Sarcasticmenace pointed it out to me earlier. biggrin
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I shouldn't kiss and tell.
belllla:
Booooooooooo!! That is so NOT fun. wink

kiss
noctem:
You shouldn't kiss and laugh in her fucking face either. They don't like that....
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Don't call it a comeback... Or do, whatever. As if I give a fuck.

Steve's Mutherfuckin' Journal, Bitches
Hand typed to ensure vulgarity.

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I am eating right now. That's...
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d_day:
i think _sparky_ was better.
noctem:
Yeah, next year I'm gonna try to get down there for the whole weekend. So if you're still around these parts by then, we'll have to hang out. Also man, if you end up going to Chicago or wherever, we gotta do something before you leave biggrin Late....