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jerk!! partying without me!!!

Jerk!! Partying without me, too! Dude, your flight's not early enough. It should come in tomorrow.

The following is an AIM conversation I had withyour girlfriend at 4 this morning.

I thought this went well:

WildAfrica7789is online

Docftn: Hussy.
WildAfrica7789: Fag
Docftn: Who told! Was it zach? The bastard, he said it would be our little secret.
WildAfrica7789: hee hee
Docftn: And to think, I never mentioned his crabs to anyone
WildAfrica7789: ewwwww
Docftn: oops, there I go...
WildAfrica7789: i better get checked out then
WildAfrica7789: thanks
WildAfrica7789: blahh
Docftn: Told tell him I told. I wouldn't want him blabbing about my elaphantitis of the testicle. The left one. In case you were wondering. It weighs 83 lbs. I walk with a limp.
WildAfrica7789: oh how sad
Docftn: That first sentence made no sense.
WildAfrica7789: i know what you ment
Docftn: Meh. It pays the bills.
WildAfrica7789: haha,what does? your enlarged testicle?
Docftn: 500 a week. Plus tips.
WildAfrica7789: as what, a sort of escort..
Docftn: No, I make the money working at a lab. It sits at home and pays the bills. I'm horrible at balancing a checkbook.
WildAfrica7789: haha it sounds useful
WildAfrica7789: much more so than crabs
WildAfrica7789: your poor brother
Docftn: Yeah, his just get high and start turf wars with scabbies. Unruly bastards.
WildAfrica7789: ew
Docftn: That's what the scabbies said.
WildAfrica7789: i wonder how zach got the crabs
Docftn: Construction worker. In Bangcok. They shared a bowl of rice.
Docftn: and a night of passion.
WildAfrica7789: it was male??
WildAfrica7789: oh my..
Docftn: Well yah. He didn't want to cheat on you. Aparently dudes don't count.
WildAfrica7789: :-(
Docftn: I'm not sure the same applies for you though.
WildAfrica7789: thats sort of sweet..i guess
WildAfrica7789: but can i get with girls?
Docftn: Despite the crabs?
WildAfrica7789: heh
Docftn: I seriously doubt he'd have a problem with that. So long as there are pictures.
WildAfrica7789: id prefer men but ill take what i can get
Docftn: You gotta do whatcha gotta do.
Docftn: Even if it's in improper english like that.
WildAfrica7789: so very true
Docftn: Must sleep. Clowns will eat me. Or was it can't sleep? I don't recall.
Docftn: Tell zach I said he's an asshole and a gentleman.
WildAfrica7789: will do, sleep well.
Docftn: Good night lady who hates me.
WildAfrica7789: aww




Someday we'll all be one big happy family.

Zach. Fly to LA. Now. I'm board. Tell dad your going to the store for a minute. He'll believe you. He's crazy.

was this tested on sea monkeys?

Ask yourself one question. Do you feel lucky? Well, do ya'? Huh? Punk.

Hurry up and make it the end of June, so that you can come out here. I picked out a spot on the floor for you to sleep on. It's right by the kitty litter box too, for convenience. A more accurate description of its location would be that it is the kitty litter box.

hahaha

Maybe the problem is that I need to kick you in the face. Or, in teh face, as they say around these parts.

Do you clean your pants with windex?


Because something smells like windex.

Was there a reason for handing out condoms?

i can see what you mean

I poop on your not answering your phone! Poop I say!!!

the hair off them make hell cool beanies and they are soft and strange ppl will try patting your head if you have it on

i don't remember my first post either

aww man i haven't eaten salsa in sooo long X_x

thanx, i am honored with your two rating

oooooh nice... i luv his novels...

So, you're "Young Man Coyote"? Welcome aboard. Your brother has changed my life, so I thought I owed it to him to stop by and say hello to his little brother Late.....

hehehe yer a little steve?!?!? that's so cute! come hang out with us ^_^

post a picture of yourself!

welcome to the land of the midnight porn

You should like, log on or something♠