age: 30 (Oct 08, 1982)
MEMBER SINCE: August 2003
occupation: Lewd Dances: Twenty five cents.
sign: Libra
stats: Drug habit skinny, but without those pesky needle scars.
i lost my virginity: and all I got was this crappy t-shirt.
fantasy: Bondaging all the aardvarks in the world. At the same time!
makes me happy: Drizzly days, inspiration, leaving myself glowing testimonials.
into: Aardvark bondage
most humbling moment: When the aardvark bondaged me.
BLOGS
Dear Los Angeles,
Fuck you, you smog ridden jerk city! We are stealing the dave formerly known as poopy and wrapping him in the verdant and fresh rain scented arms of Seattle! Suck now upon upon our genitals that taste of sea salt and espresso beans( I was going to say salmon there, but then I realized that genitals that taste of oily fish are not usually something to be envied)! Which of your favored sons or daughters will be the next to hear the siren songs of the space needle and be helpless to resist dashing themselves on the pointed rocks of our mountains, rainforests and deserts? WHICH?
Love and kisses,
The Northwest
Fuck you, you smog ridden jerk city! We are stealing the dave formerly known as poopy and wrapping him in the verdant and fresh rain scented arms of Seattle! Suck now upon upon our genitals that taste of sea salt and espresso beans( I was going to say salmon there, but then I realized that genitals that taste of oily fish are not usually something to be envied)! Which of your favored sons or daughters will be the next to hear the siren songs of the space needle and be helpless to resist dashing themselves on the pointed rocks of our mountains, rainforests and deserts? WHICH?
Love and kisses,
The Northwest
MARCH 2012
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