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age: 29 (Sep 02, 1983)

MEMBER SINCE: March 2005

occupation: Pleasing your mother.

gets me hot: When hilarity ensues. Yeah I said it.

most humbling moment: To many....

makes me happy: interweb

stats: half passed dead with a side of bad gas.

crush: She left me feeling crushed.

i lost my virginity: No I didn't....Why are you laughing?.....dude it's not that funny........stop laughing.............fine I don't have to listen to you I'm going home.

makes me sad: People

body mods: the ones I have.

fantasy: Can't I just use yours.

sign: "Wide Load" also "Makes Wide Turns"

Thursday

APRIL 18, 2013 @ 09:49 PM | 2 COMMENTS

I started having major pain from one of my wisdom teeth early in the month. When i was at least able to get in to see a dentist which was last week I had developed an infection as well as Lockjaw. My mouth was stuck shut because the Masseter muscle on the left side of my face was seized up. You could see the damn thing sticking out of my swollen face.

So after over a week on antibiotics for the infection and muscle relaxers to fix the Lockjaw I am once again able to eat solid food and the pain has stopped. The muscle is still seized up a bit but I can open my mouth enough to eat again.

I got really sick of tomato soup and jello.