You're totally not a jackass, you've got a sense of humor! Besides, I think you're a great catch. :p

I've sometimes wondered about the masks, but I agree with the above, a great catch.

Nice.
And, nice comforter.
It's not even mid February, and this the second time I've been discussing bedclothes here this year . . .

weird.

"Resist joke about horse's ass".

I must concur with my colleagues, you are a great catch. For the horse's head and the teddy bear, if nothing else.

but a hot jackass



you remind me of a midsummer night's dream in that mask

You talked *them* into it...?

Three????
You realise marriage is punishment for shoplifting in some parts of the world, yeah?

Cool head btw. My friend has a zebra one, and often performs in it, with the mic wedged into the mouth!

I love getting new comforters!! I almost bought one today

Also, I need that mask. Searching online for one NOW.

those there are sum purdy feet, muhuhahahah!

I love those jeans!! <33

I am so creeped out by your mask lol

Looks, um,. comfy...

****ATTENTION, ATTENTION...The following bulletin is an all-points bulletin for the capture of a known criminal, currently at large!!! The "Horse-head Thief" has once again gotten away with another piece of National Security!!! The suspect made off with a high-tech comforter that has been designed by America’s top engineers!!! The comforter looks to be a regular item of domestic bliss, however interwoven in the fabric are the country’s greatest secrets and a "Black List" that contains the names of the top operatives!!! Suspect is armed and dangerous and is believed to be accompanied by the "Teddy Bear Kid," a conniving mass murderer with no remorse for human life. If any contact is made, all efforts should be made to act natural and observe their movements & actions ONLY!!! Confrontation by the average American can only end in total disaster!!! If you spot these individuals, refrain from soiling yourself and contact authorities immediately!!! Failure to do this could cripple the Nation...a cost that is..."Too damn high!!!"****

You adorable dork.

The best ones always are, miss lady.