About Me

- Attn Hopefuls: I'm not a friend collector. If you send a friend request, please plan on commenting on my blog periodically.
- I am no longer leaving positive comments on sets with fake boobs. Redefining beauty shouldn't involve breast implants.
- You can take the dick out of the asshole, but you can't take the asshole out of the dick.
- Food is so cute when it's young.
- An accumulation of cat hair is great for stain-proofing your carpet.
- Double lower lip rings make me think 'orc' and stretched lobes make me think 'clown ears'. Sorry.
- I've been a big fan of nipples ever since I was a baby.