age: 42 (Jul 24, 1969)

MEMBER SINCE: March 2004

occupation: time and money for girls covered in honey...

sign: rwarrr!

body mods: Got a tattooed tit, says No. 13.

stats: Totally wicked and equally ace.

heroes: Churchill, Kissinger, Laimbeer

fantasy: "Give in to lust, Give up to lust, oh heaven knows we'll Soon be dust ..."

gets me hot: The sun, heat lamps, Brazillian Churrascarias, people who have that "look," and icy hot. (it's more hot than icy)

crush: Kate Beckinsale

makes me sad: That I have a face for radio.

makes me happy: Warm weather, green golf course and good friends.

into: Smart women who can bring home the bacon, fry it up in a pan and never, ever let me forget I'm a man.