
age: 34 (Jun 13, 1977)
MEMBER SINCE: May 2003
occupation: yuppie scum
stats: Dead fucking sexy!
into: Stuff... stuff is real cool.
body mods: circumcized at birth, back vagina 11/18/2004 & ink on left arm
gets me hot: Soft skin, touching, feeling, intellect, good kissers, mmmmm...
crush: dawn... HELLO! have you been living in a cave people?
makes me happy: Getting a free beer!!! :D
sign: My evil twin will put Jesus in your heart!!!
makes me sad: Spilling my free beer :(
most humbling moment: Losing on a national tv gameshow. And to top it off, a gameshow that went off the air in less then two years! So really, losing on a CRAPPY national tv gameshow!
fantasy: continues to grow everyday.
FINAL GOODBYE...
my account turns into a pumpkin at midnight tonight.
peace and chicken grease.


PS- i'm carrying tiny e's bastard child
my account turns into a pumpkin at midnight tonight.
peace and chicken grease.
PS- i'm carrying tiny e's bastard child





















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