age: 37 (Aug 20, 1975)

MEMBER SINCE: May 2005

occupation: Chief Get Money Officer

most humbling moment: When I realized I was afraid.

heroes: I don't know no heroes

sign: Ej Bussar

into: Music, balance.

crush: You know, I don't know.

makes me happy: Beats, good poems, traveling. Watching people do what they love. Being there for my people. Believing. Cudduhz! Imitating a fictional gluttunous British man that doesn't actually exist. Armor piercing. Waffles.

makes me sad: Working all the time. People who are mean for no reason. Not trusting you. Being lonely for no good reason. Not being there yet.

fantasy: Being rich already so I don't have to do this shit anymore.Following the music.Making the music. Drinking as much as I want without destroying my liver or my sanity. Being able to visit the worlds in my favorite books without getting killed or turned into a ferret or something.Adhering to no law but my own. Like Master Plunger. Sometimes, somewhere that's green.

gets me hot: Pretty, nerdy, but cool girls, sometimes in glasses. Talkin' dirty to me. Making me believe you.Genius, especially inadvertent genius. Matters of fact. Trusting you enough to let go. Waking up. Bedsprings. Making breakfast.

body mods: Not a one, curiously enough. Got a mole though.