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nic:
Mmmmmm.... sacrilicious!
The scene at the store today.
Me: "I don't suppose you have an old Sturmy-Archer dynohub lying around?"
Bicycle man: "No, but we have some shimano dynohubs"
Me: "Are they used? I'm only interested in buying rusty or broken bike parts..""
Bicycle man: "uhhhh...."
Me: "Do you have any rusty soviet bikes for sale?"
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Me: "I don't suppose you have an old Sturmy-Archer dynohub lying around?"
Bicycle man: "No, but we have some shimano dynohubs"
Me: "Are they used? I'm only interested in buying rusty or broken bike parts..""
Bicycle man: "uhhhh...."
Me: "Do you have any rusty soviet bikes for sale?"
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misterjesus:
I so fucking knew that too.
maeda:
it was nice to see you too!! 
I think I'll build a Holly Hop Drive this weekend.
"Old Biffy was quite the lad. When he wasn't at home planning his domination of Belgium or flicking spoons at the neighbour's Armenian maid he was running about town threatening vicars and old tarts with 70cm novelty dildos while screaming "Atal Bihari Vajpayee!"
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"Old Biffy was quite the lad. When he wasn't at home planning his domination of Belgium or flicking spoons at the neighbour's Armenian maid he was running about town threatening vicars and old tarts with 70cm novelty dildos while screaming "Atal Bihari Vajpayee!"
"I think were all beginning to loose sight of the real issue...
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mistersatan:
"Could you lend me a fag until Tuesday..."
saruman:
Check in the bicycle group but I found a fairly cheap complete 40 years old Humber in NYC you might want to buy. It's been advertised for about 2 1/2 weeks now so it might be gone.
I've come to the conclusion that I like broken french cars better than people.
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babyblue:
Well, yes, broken french cars won't ever give you any sass, but people are much more interactive.
When I'm in the mood for conversation, a broken french car is never that fulfilling.
When I'm in the mood for conversation, a broken french car is never that fulfilling.
krista:
Except for me. Right? Right?
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tarbaby:
hi james
krista:
Do not, I repeat, do not, consider any dead animals a love letter in and of themselves.
I bought a 100lb russian typewriter today.
Someone is going to recieve typed love letters containing poems about 5 year plans and the Harvester Combine.
Someone is going to recieve typed love letters containing poems about 5 year plans and the Harvester Combine.
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godzuki:
carpal tunnel here you come!
violentlydave:
hrm, got a url for exact instructions? best i found is
http://www.fortunecity.com/marina/marine/569/rusrngfdrs/fed5.html
which is decent. has the no-shutter-adjust info..
http://www.fortunecity.com/marina/marine/569/rusrngfdrs/fed5.html
which is decent. has the no-shutter-adjust info..
Have you ever dreamt that you were Audrey Horne and having sex with your identical twin?
If you stick a can of whipped cream too far down your throat you will not taste much creamy goodness, but it sure is a good way to fill one's stomoach at 3 am!
Tatra love
http://www.geocities.com/vintagetatra/t603-271.html
http://www.team.net/www/ktud/Tatra_history_auto3.html
If you stick a can of whipped cream too far down your throat you will not taste much creamy goodness, but it sure is a good way to fill one's stomoach at 3 am!
Tatra love
http://www.geocities.com/vintagetatra/t603-271.html
http://www.team.net/www/ktud/Tatra_history_auto3.html
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rickroyal:
I often dream about screwing an identical twin. Or was it indetical twins. Hmm. Yes, probably that. Incestuous bisexual twins. Yep.
Of course, if you could always go the whippet route with the can.
Of course, if you could always go the whippet route with the can.
tawnya:
ah, the joys of russian cratmanship, eh? 
http://www.untiedundone.com/audio/kolnnigh.mp3
I will probably be listening to this the day I start killing people.
http://www.untiedundone.com/audio/kolnhead.mp3
A little tune for playing with broken glass.
http://www.untiedundone.com/audio/kolnswit.mp3
This is theme music for chewing through leather restraints.
http://www.untiedundone.com/audio/kolntena.mp3
this song makes me think of the colour blue. that makes me happy.
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I will probably be listening to this the day I start killing people.
http://www.untiedundone.com/audio/kolnhead.mp3
A little tune for playing with broken glass.
http://www.untiedundone.com/audio/kolnswit.mp3
This is theme music for chewing through leather restraints.
http://www.untiedundone.com/audio/kolntena.mp3
this song makes me think of the colour blue. that makes me happy.
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tretiak:
Broken glass made me want to see if there was a site on blogspot with that name. There is.
http://brokenglass.blogspot.com/
It is a typical announcement of crushed dreams yet hign hopes that obviously didn't work out. 1 entry, then web eternity.
I can relate. I never used to finish anything, but I'd announce the start with Pride and Glee. After a while, that sort of denial was harder and harder to manage. So I went to a happy place where I learned to finger paint and share and wear funny coats and everything is better now.
http://brokenglass.blogspot.com/
It is a typical announcement of crushed dreams yet hign hopes that obviously didn't work out. 1 entry, then web eternity.
I can relate. I never used to finish anything, but I'd announce the start with Pride and Glee. After a while, that sort of denial was harder and harder to manage. So I went to a happy place where I learned to finger paint and share and wear funny coats and everything is better now.
babyblue:
Well, I read it. Thanks for saying hi to me the other day, by the way.
I tried to write a poem for Ava about Harvester Combines, 5 year plans and Belarus peasant women but I'm really not good at the sort of thing. nevermind.
so instead she gets a dialogue between a monkey and a pirate.
" Ich hab noch nie eine Affe gefickt. Mach deine Hosen 'runter! "
"Verpiss dich. Ich bin lesbe"
so instead she gets a dialogue between a monkey and a pirate.
" Ich hab noch nie eine Affe gefickt. Mach deine Hosen 'runter! "
"Verpiss dich. Ich bin lesbe"
tarbaby:
you never fail to crack me up
tawnya:
phew! i was afraid you'd gone for good.
I'm starting to think my problem isn't depression as much as long-term sexual frustration. I am almost always in a bad mood, hate everyone I see and now smoke two packs a day. I hope these antidepressents will kill my libido, It is rather pointless for someone like myself to be interested in sex, I'm just waisting my time. Lately, I've taken to obsessing over...
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krista:
But if you bought the car, you'd take pictures of it, right?
Did you get the Rx filled? *worries*
Did you get the Rx filled? *worries*
tarbaby:
maybe looking at the boohbahs again would help
So who wants to be my sugar daddy and buy me this http://www.directcon.net/woods/cxmore.htm?
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tarbaby:
you sir are a dirty,dirty bird
ps: i tried to email you back,but there is something wrong with my friggin yahoo ever since i hooked up this dsl. so there
ps: i tried to email you back,but there is something wrong with my friggin yahoo ever since i hooked up this dsl. so there
tarbaby:
what-you didn't like BOOBAH?! they will be taking over the world soon. guaranteed. and you will be able to say that you were in on it from the start
I might say it later today.
Is that a good thing?
More Star Trek events should happen. But yay for Toronto, I'll have to check it all out when i move there!