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man, you people are something. ok, due to popular demand here is the question:
why is it ok to put your fingers in someone's vagina, but NOT ok to put your fingers in someone else's nose?

see-not that gross really. just an observation.

and has anyone noticed the complete symmetry of my favorite girls? louise has head and eyes straight forward, ryan and ophelia have...
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ryman:
you are completely...beyond description.
I like that.
what are we going to do with me? Probably tie me up in a sack and put me up on deck or whatever it was they did with the drunken sailor in that song. Probably best for everyone concerned.
(cold medication+not very much to eat+too much beer=very very sorry boy the next morning)
xxxxx and everything d
pyronautica:
Such prolific observations, Ava.
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i had a gross question i wanted to ask here, but i decided against it.
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louise:
haha, dude, i ain't ever leaving SG.

but Tar can kill me with kissies any day wink
disappearhere:
Yeah, we did that on PURPOSE!
I had Louise add ONLY 6 pics so we would be 666.

Damn it. My plan was thrawrted by YOU! BY YOU!!!!!

Call me dude, pick up your phone dude, seriously.
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at the grocery store last week the checker asked me if he gave me a free turkey would i eat it. i said no, that every year i donate any i get. so he went in the back and came out with a 25lb bird. it was HUGE-i could barely carry it!
i drove it over to the gospel mission yesterday and as i drove...
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digdug:
aww shit!
mr. heatmiser!
my hair is long enough now that last night i was pulling it up to look just like heatmiser!! for a moment, i even thought about dying it orange - then i thought better of it.
lil_tuffy:
How dare you donate a turkey to the needy?

Don't you know that meat is evil and all homeless people are pedophiles, rapists, and/or killers?

When are you going to quit galavanting around the country and spend some time with the most important SG group?

:tuffy:
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(it was all just a bad dream.)

i've just concluded an experiment on the effects of grape kool-aid on the heart.

the results:
16oz=4-5 hours massive disturbance.

maybe it's the high concentration of sugar?

i love kool-aid.
i do NOT love palpitations.
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violentlyhappy:
did ya buy cheez-its? that's what i'm eating right now... Mmmm!
flux:
!!!
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thoughts going through my head:

1. i'm going to miss him as my friend.
i've known him a long time now and i guess it was a big mistake. but the fact that he WAS my friend meant that i could trust him, right?

2. i could physically hurt him at this point.
the thing that sucks is that i'm going to a party were...
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isetfires:
fuck em'. toss a cup a rum in his grill then immolate using your great balls of fire technique. POOF!......aaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh..ahhhhhhhhhh(running around screming,spreading the flames) aaaahhhhh...get it off! get it off!
trilobyte:
um, ? i'm so confused.... not happy to hear that you're going through stuff, but confused nonetheless....

skull trilo skull
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holy shit. i just got COMPLETELY fucked over.

"trust no one"
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requiem:
Fuck back.
mistersatan:
There's nothing I would love more.

And if I lived down there, I would make it my life's work to find whoever did that and make. them. suffer.
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i think i almost got raped just now. i was sitting on my front porch and this gangbanger walked right up to me with his hands in his pocket and asked me how old i was. i said "why" and he then asked if i had a boyfriend. i said "yes" and he asked if he was here. "yes". "oh, ok". and he walked away....
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abra:
oh my god ava, that's so disturbingly creepy. i'm glad you're okay.
flux:
that's so scary. i'm glad you're okay. i can't imagine if anything happened to you what i'd do.

also, i'm going to LA *this* weekend because i don't have to pay.
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COCO
love
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machine_boy:
Is your passport packed yet?
isetfires:
mad
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i'm not being emo and i'm not being dramatic, but i need to take a break from the site.

oxoxox~a
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thepromdate:
ava and the word emo so do not go together... ha!
thehood:
We'll miss you.
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i'm not being emo and i'm not being dramtic, but i need to take a break from the site.

oxoxox~a
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a few things today:

1. where the hell is aoife?

2. i enjoy the CE boards. there is one member who posts there who i have such a crush on. he always says everything i want to say, and he does it in a more eloquent way. we think exactly the same-it's really weird. if he didn't live across the country i'd make him marry...
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pip:
I swear that i thought that was funny!

honestly!

thepromdate:
YOU suck it!
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so he says "if i wanted your opinion i'd take my cock out of your mouth. and if i wanted a comeback i'd tell you to spit".

hahahaha!

ya, due to popular opinion i'm changing my journal. all you hockey hatin' fuckers make me cry.

but aoife is in first place in the fantasy league. girlz rule, so suck on that jackasses.

ps: trixie and...
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tiresias:
That's because I'm never wrong! biggrin tongue
milena:
Hello! I went home for a week and when I got back I tried to get on the site but it wouldn't work for my IE5. Then I tried downloading Safari and IE6 for a couple days and neither would work so I finally tried Mozilla and I got back on the site! I was so blown away to see the new design! I thought it was my Mozilla until I saw the complain thread. tongue