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Normally, I like the church bells ringing outside my house, but lately, it just makes my right ear hurt.
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norritt:
sorry maybe you need some ear muffs?
psmith:
Church bells only hurt the ears of sinners you dirty whore.
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"Wherever she went, including here, it was against her better judgement."

Dorothy Parker
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diggity:
i thought there was less gray in my life. happy birthday!
diggity:
also, i think that quote sounds rather appropriate. thanks for the condolences for my ass.
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She knows
They all want her to go
But that's ok man
She don't like them anyway
Jane says
'I'm going away to spain when i get my money saved
I'm gonna start tomorrow'


A girl like me has to keep moving.

Feel free to press that new-fangled contact button while you still can.
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obsidian:
ha ha ha ha ha ha it is 3 and you are still here....
obsidian:
haha another day and the page is mine!
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CARNAL KNOWLEDGE--The term "carnal knowledge"means contact between the penis and the vulva or the penis and the anus, including penetration of any sort , however slight.

Section 10 of Public Law 108-79
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hornitos:
you haven't posted in a while. . i'm worried about you. . . i know everybody needs a little time away. . it's a strange kinda responsibility on this site to post journal entries. .
i hope you're at least havin' fun!

tiamat:
looks like i have enough knowledge to be a genius. wink


everytime you change your profile pic i think "damn yo' that is the hottest one" you've done it again love
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"While (Cindy) Sherman may pose as a pin-up, she still cannot be pinned down."

I want to be like Cindy Sherman sometimes. Except, of course, I am rather fond of being pinned down.
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obsidian:
I told you I cant take a nap....damn 6 hour nap...I need to go to the post office but it's closed...
psmith:
WHAT FRESH HELL IS THIS?
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"I am the fiend hid in her skirts
And it's as hot as hell in here
Coming at her as I am from above
Hard on for love hard on for love
Hard on for love hard on for love"


There is a reason Nick Cave's music turns me on so. When I was 15, I started dating this beautiful boy. He wouldn...
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kalima32:
Honey....you are too sexy for words sometimes.....I'm glad to hear you're waxing poetic in the realm of reminiscence....
trilobyte:
Tomorrow will be fabulous. all sorts of fabulous. it'll make up for all those things and all those feelings. If you should feel a disturbance in the force tomorrow, it'll be the additional decadence and debauchery and sordid behavior and wickedness...

Yes, I'm a lazy bastard and I'm blind emailing you. OK... if I repeat myself anyplace from a previous email, forgive me. The science of decadence here... or how to have as much fun and debauchery as you can while spending as little money as possible.

I'll be home from work by 7. Show up anytime 7 or after, I'll be getting ready and enjoying the occasional beverage and whatnot. I've got a couple kinds of beer, some rum, some gin, and other assorted stuff. Bring anything you like if you've got particular tastes. I've got all kinds of soda and stuff you can mix with, too. If you're kinda hungry, I've got burgers and dogs and a grill, but feel free to bring anything you like if you have particular tastes...

skull trilo skull
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"I've seen your picture all over the place
I turn the corner and I see your face
Vehicular billboards reserve you a space
Flashing your smile at the entire human race"

--Frank Black "I've Seen Your Picture"

Sometimes, a head injury makes you feel euphoric...

But unable to know if you're spelling things correctly.
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diggity:
"So won't you smile for the camera
I know I'll love you better" --Steely Dan "Peg"
mrzablowdowski:
smile.
cap'n crunch or sugar smacks?
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"She wants something to love, I think ... Something that isn't her. She might want something to eat as well. It's hard to tell with things like her."

--Neil Gaiman "Coraline"

After I took the duct tape off, I rolled around on my bed picking up cat hair like a lint brush.

It amused me.
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freyja:
just think of all the cat hair you could pick up of you covered your helmet in double sided duct tape!!
buahahaha.

gosh.. i'm such a dork.
wink
obsidian:
maybe we should pretend you are mute...or i will roll you out on a dolly and pretend you are my vegetable friend...
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"I want you to kiss me. Kiss me. The liar's kiss that says I love you, and means something else."

--Kiss Me Deadly (1955)


When cooking portabella mushrooms, I could not help but notice they smelled like semen.

They tasted like mushrooms sauteed in garlic, however.
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clara:
Lookie here:
http://suicidegirls.com/members/Morrighan/

It's you, but not you. confused
obsidian:
remind me to inform you of the lie about how i met you.....parents and porn don't mix...I have to remember it too
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"I am at heart, a gentleman"

--Marlene Dietrich

My head is mostly better, I'm just a tad dizzy now.

I ran into a wall, ok? No, exciting sex story for this concussion. Last year, however, I ran into my door frame after masturbating. So, let's pretend that's what happened a couple days ago.

Yesterday, I realized in spite of everything, nobody can...
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nickysonic:
??? Why were you running straight after masturbating??? Was it making a mess on the carpet or something?
itsalivemedia:
So tell me more of this "modern" relationship if I am not pressing too much. I think I am tho. Still it's hard (no pun intednded) not to be curious when you have such great candid shots and constantly changing pictures in your profile. FUCKING LOVE THAT!

Your shots are nice because they aren't fluffy (although fluffy is good) or really glossy. Your shots have a realness to them that are very much how one "feels" when being in the presence of a beautiful woman just before sex, not just SEEING her naked on a screen.

Don't mind me....just babbling....
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"Let's not quibble! I'm the foe of moderation, the champion of excess. If I may lift a line from a die-hard whose identity is lost in the shuffle, "I'd rather be strongly wrong than weakly right."

--Tallulah Bankhead

I have a concussion. This is probably a good time to fuck with my head.

Feel free. It'll be fun.
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kalima32:
I'm very sorry to hear that you have a concussion. I hope that you're okay with all the things in Morrigan land. As for pickles...so many uses so little time.
scarecrow:
I say you blame the architect. What idiot would put a wall where your head is gonna be?

You should sue.