SG Review Vol. 1

I've teased a few people here and there about compiling a favorite Suicide girls list for awhile now, but I've just never gotten around to it. The truth is that I probably never will and the introduction of Hopefuls has just made it that much more difficult a task. So instead I have decided to bring to you the first ever volume of my Suicide Girls Review. In it I will focus on 6 girls that over the past months have captured my attention and I think that it's only fair (this being Vol. 1) that I start with the 3 girls who have made my favorites:

1. India - as I write this her newest set "pretty raw" sits in the window behind my text edit box. Over the course of the year and a half I've been a member here she's come to define what being a Suicide Girl means to me: A girl of absolute beauty whose lack of the on or near 36-24-36 body type, bleach blonde hair, and blue eyes (or one of the few other common "types") required to be "marketable" in many publications doesn't in any way hinder her from seeing that beauty in herself and flaunting it proudly and artistically. From head to toe there isn't a single feature that I don't love on India and her bright personality shines through in every set she posts. I never knew what my favorite color of skin was until I saw hers and I've never seen any other quite like it. I doubt anyone will ever dethrone her at the top of my list, but I welcome any who would like to try.

2. Flux - I don't remember if I developed my underarm fetish before or after her, but it was most certainly only strengthened by her, either way. Who knew that a girl flaunting armpit hair would ever turn me on...maybe on some subconscious level she did. All I really know is that Flux some kind of hot that always makes me and the Kleenex corporation very happy (apologies for the imagery). She's what super models look like in my fantasy world and she damn well better keep walking the runway for a long time to come!

3. Nixon - looks like Nicole...

SG Review Vol. 1

I've teased a few people here and there about compiling a favorite Suicide girls list for awhile now, but I've just never gotten around to it. The truth is that I probably never will and the introduction of Hopefuls has just made it that much more difficult a task. So instead I have decided to bring to you the first ever volume of my Suicide Girls Review. In it I will focus on 6 girls that over the past months have captured my attention and I think that it's only fair (this being Vol. 1) that I start with the 3 girls who have made my favorites:

1. India - as I write this her newest set "pretty raw" sits in the window behind my text edit box. Over the course of the year and a half I've been a member here she's come to define what being a Suicide Girl means to me: A girl of absolute beauty whose lack of the on or near 36-24-36 body type, bleach blonde hair, and blue eyes (or one of the few other common "types") required to be "marketable" in many publications doesn't in any way hinder her from seeing that beauty in herself and flaunting it proudly and artistically. From head to toe there isn't a single feature that I don't love on India and her bright personality shines through in every set she posts. I never knew what my favorite color of skin was until I saw hers and I've never seen any other quite like it. I doubt anyone will ever dethrone her at the top of my list, but I welcome any who would like to try.

2. Flux - I don't remember if I developed my underarm fetish before or after her, but it was most certainly only strengthened by her, either way. Who knew that a girl flaunting armpit hair would ever turn me on...maybe on some subconscious level she did. All I really know is that Flux some kind of hot that always makes me and the Kleenex corporation very happy (apologies for the imagery). She's what super models look like in my fantasy world and she damn well better keep walking the runway for a long time to come!

3. Nixon - looks like Nicole Kidman under some sort of demonic possession and I really shouldn't have to write another word to describe to you why I love her. She has a very mature look and isn't afraid to be in your face filthy while at the same time executing an off-kilter sort of artistic vision. You could probably draw a dividing line through the SG faithful between those who desire Manko and those who desire Nixon. I am making it clear what side of that line I stand on.

4. BlueRabbit - Her solitary Hopefuls set "Naked is More Fun than Algebra" currently has 587 total comments. I know and somehow she is still not a Suicide Girl. This injustice serves to expose one of the many flaws in the Hopefuls review process and I, for one, am calling for a recount. There is definitely a "girl next door" quality to her beauty. She appears approachable, attainable. And at the same time there is a sexiness to her that rivals the 3 I previously profiled. My hope is that she will post a second set sometime very soon and take her rightful place amongst them.

5. MistressTArAntuLA - came right the hell out of nowhere and hit me over the head with a set so subtle and elegant that she jumped right near the top of my list of Hopefuls that should have never been. Being that my very own wife is black, one may easily mistake that particular skin tone and feature set for being a preference of mine in a woman. However, there are very few women of color who actually catch my eye and subsequently take my breath away. MT is among the best of them with her smooth skin tone and perfect (b-cup, I'm guessing) breasts and very sexy ass. It's hard for me not to question just exactly how she landed in Hopefuls when so few black girls populate the site and none of her caliber. I think my wife actually gets a little jealous each time she peeps her on my desktop.

6. Makala - It's been more than half a year since she played frogger with her life and each moment since then has been a tortured existence of wondering which arcade cabinet I was going to wish to be next. How someone can burst onto the scene with such a strong debut and leave their fans salivating until dry mouthed for more is beyond me. Makala may stand out here as the most traditional beauty of the bunch, but she does a damn fine job of it and there is no doubt in my mind the she belongs within the SG cannon.

And so ends my first ever SG Review. I hope you enjoyed it and that it turned you on to someone that you may have overlooked before. I would like to end on one final note about the progress of the site in general. I often feel anymore like the Hopefuls section is being used as an excuse not to make a statement with the main page. As if all of the work of "redefining beauty" is being left to the members while the site proper stagnates with the same old same old. I mostly just skip over it and get right to the good stuff now unless there is a noteworthy name I recognize. It's kind of pathetic and I really don't think you are earning the money I pay for my subscription. Sure, the news and entertainment sections are as great as ever, but I could view those for free. The Hopefuls is what I stay around for and it can be quite the task reviewing up to 10 sets a day on my own time. I just want to feel like you guys care again. Is that so much to ask?