age: 43 (Feb 02, 1970)

MEMBER SINCE: February 2004

occupation: Keeping reality at bay at all costs.

crush: Manko

makes me sad: An empty ice cream container

most humbling moment: Realizing that I was a shotgun baby

sign: Yield

fantasy: Involves Paris Hilton, a vacuum cleaner and hot oil. 'Nuff said.

i lost my virginity: In a house that was demolished one year later

makes me happy: Boobies.

stats: Puddy

gets me hot: I'm so vanilla it's sick. A total mama's boy. But that's why I'm so curious.

body mods: Missing fingertip on left hand (don't fuck with the Japanese mafia)