age: 28 (Jun 06, 1984)

MEMBER SINCE: January 2005

occupation: I run websites

fantasy: Reliable employment, someone pretty for kisses and a small but not effeminate dog.

stats: Loud Mouth, Belly, Average Height.

crush: I have a stinky

into: Haven't decided yet.

body mods: The very worst tattoo in the world.

heroes: Gregory House.

most humbling moment: Always the next day as the recollections of the shite I spoke the night before dawns on me.