"He's a complete babe, and I'd much rather go for a drink with him then reduce him to dog-rape. xx"

"Looks dapper as fuck in a purple kilt."

"My loose cannon cop partner!"

"I want to see this fucker much more often that I currently do. I get the feeling that if we lived closer to each other we'd be SPECIAL friends. I love him."

"Legend, nothing else needs to be said really."

"once again I'm here to say what an absolute gent this man is."

"For some reason I keep forgetting one very basic fact, Simon is a very funny fucker."

"Having been a friend Coldandwet on sg since February 13 2006 09:24pm i have experienced many joyful times on and off the site.

He is the most sweet, fun and generous man. He loves boobies. I always look forward to a good msn chat with him.

Fact:: he once offered to sleep in the cold of a train station with me HE'S FAB I wish to meet him more and give him a good squish. "

"the man's a goddamn star. what more do you need to know?"

"Delightful person to talk to and a fine legal mind.

Even if he doesnt know what the letters mean (I still haven't found out)."

"A great man who is very easy to get on with and chat too. Also will always have special place in team taxi x"

"He'll be there till the stars don't shine, till the heavens burst and the words don't rhyme... "

"Best Tent Buddy a girl could ask for!"