i was just thinking

that i'd like to fall off the end of the earth



and then i came by here



saw flirty notes from dmac and velvet_petal and kay



and realize i'd be a fool



a right fool


to leave SG




love to you all


from my bat cave

i feel like you understand me.


like you can read me like a dirty book.

i'm good

i'm about to do an original dance performance

based on the gestural language and words

of pizza president Herman Cain

the sound down the road

is good rockin tonight




i heard the news


everybody is rockin tonight









everybody is missing somebody


but aint somebody missing me


aint somebody missing me

i jumped jesus



on a crutch








smash me with your suicide words

please describe

your best outfit,



and how it makes all of you


or part of you


look extra extra

there isn't time to buy cat food


and to masturbate this afternoon




which species needs will be attended to?

if the cats insist that they have to be in my lap


i must insist that they not fight

when i first heard this


i experienced something like a religious conversion




RIP Miiz Etta, you are irreplaceable

i gave up on myself


for lent