Hey, instead of writing on the bathroom wall, "So-and-so swallows loads," be creative. Write, "So-and-so ________ _____" and play hangman. It'll entertain drunk people who are trying to take a deuce.
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You know what happens when you buy a 6 year old cat a scratching post?
Absolutely nothing. Way to waste your money, genius.
Absolutely nothing. Way to waste your money, genius.
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lipservicejen:
edited because i'm a major dumb ass right now...
and i keep hitting submit!!! ARG!
[Edited on Apr 07, 2004 5:48PM]
and i keep hitting submit!!! ARG!
[Edited on Apr 07, 2004 5:48PM]
lipservicejen:
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Here's something you might not know...Different companies have different policies regarding hiring people with a DUI arrest(s). Dell Computer won't hire anyone with 2, doesn't matter if they're misdemeanors or not. Apple Computer won't hire anyone on active probation (doesn't matter what the charge is). So even if you take care of business, change your lifestyle, and try to get over your past mistakes, it'll...
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dayglow:
Interesting....you know what else im interested in? That chickenshit Sunday deal, that sounds like a kick ass time. Aaron was just telling me about it today, and I really wanna go. Do you know if its every Sun, and if not when the next one is? 
mulhollanddrive:
Ah yes! The bus. Know it well. I especially love it when sweaty piss (or worse) pants bums ride on it. That way, when you sit where they've sat, you smell like someone else's dirty ass. You can't put a price on buttstink!
SXSW is over...the assholes with badges have left.
Back to the regular schedule of drinking with people that I know/like.
Back to the regular schedule of drinking with people that I know/like.
zephyra:
Actually, not really b/c the cool SGTexas grrls are up in Dallas.
Ok, that was lame. Go on wit yo bad self.
Ok, that was lame. Go on wit yo bad self.
dayglow:
I want to still be there. 
School is no fun.
School is no fun. This week is SXSW here in Austin. That's why you won't see me much downtown.
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crimson:
Happy St. Patrick's day!
dayglow:
Ha! I saw you there. What was the name of that place again? I really liked that bar, we would of stayed longer but we had to go back to Beerland to see the Lost Sounds.
And what was the deal with that chunky lead singer (I hope shes not an SG member)? She was trying to start shit with the bardtenders about something.
And what was the deal with that chunky lead singer (I hope shes not an SG member)? She was trying to start shit with the bardtenders about something.
I live in the suburbs. If you've ever lived there, you know that it's boring...REALLY boring. If anything remotely interesting happens, it becomes a fucking show. A good example would be November 2002, when my exwife yelled at me all the way to the car when we separated. I'm surprised there weren't pictures taken.
Anyway, there's a middle-aged couple just down the street from my...
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garnet:
I hope the bird wanders around the neighborhood repeating every dumbass thing your neighbors say and just keeps saying fuck you to its owner whenever it tries to catch him.
jena:
Smoking is hottt!!!
Smoking is hottt!!!
There was a point in my life that I had a problem with drinking...and driving...and speeding. Because of that, I was assigned community service, which I recently finished. I served at the State Library Talking Book program, which sends books on tape to the handicapped/blind all over Texas. A funny thing about this is that these are not like the audio books you can buy,...
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katneko:
Actually, I agree whole-heartedly with drinking and typing. 
ptbarnum:
the "3rd rate Walter Cronkite wannabes" probably make Bukowski sound more like Burrows,
can't see Burrows getting worked up in the same way about a christmas tree trying to kill him as Bukowski
can't see Burrows getting worked up in the same way about a christmas tree trying to kill him as Bukowski
Yet another reason why you shouldn't drink and drive:
Gas is fucking expensive. Public transportation, bitches.
Gas is fucking expensive. Public transportation, bitches.
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zephyra:
I miss Austin's public transportation. 
sqook:
God, I hear that. I had to drop a fucking jackson on that shit the other day. That damn car is gonna send me to the poor house.
Yesterday, Republican Joe Thompson, who is the House minority whip, attended a bill-signing ceremony to crack down on DWI offenders in New Mexico. Afterwards, he was arrested...for drunk driving.
(snicker)
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA...
(snicker)
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA...
zephyra:
That is too fucking funny!!!
katneko:
To respond to your comment -- yeah, shes a goddamn idiot.
To respond to this entry -- LOLLERSKATES!
To respond to this entry -- LOLLERSKATES!
They're cancelling "Angel"! FUCK!
I just became a fan last month. It's my fault.
I just became a fan last month. It's my fault.
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hanoibomb:
Hey man, I just started watching Barney Miller, so quit yer bitching.
crimson:
What dayglow said..
I like you answer to Favorite Sexual Position.. hot stuff..
Stop by and say HI.
I like you answer to Favorite Sexual Position.. hot stuff..
Stop by and say HI.
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Luv Sinn