age: 82 (Nov 04, 1929)

MEMBER SINCE: July 2003

occupation: crafty bitch / govt. stooge

gets me hot: now if I told you that it wouldn't be a challenge, now would it?

i lost my virginity: but I'm sure I could find another one on sale if I really needed to

stats: pale. curvy. perfect tits (so I've been told anyway - frequently)

sign: scorpio/snake/bear crossing

makes me sad: i don't have the vocabulary for it

most humbling moment: Seeing people coming in to the Embassy after the tsunami with LITERALLY nothing but their bathing suits on bruised and battered to hell - the later they came in the worse they looked - and having every one of these people be nothing but kind and grateful.

crush: she'll never know it, too bad

heroes: my grandparents. they'd be yours too if you knew em.

fantasy: (and will always remain so) to have all my friends/lust interests living in the same place and be able to hang out with or screw whoever I wanted, whenever I wanted, and have everyone approve of this arrangement. Anything else is a "to do" list in my book.

body mods: nose, several ear piercings, scroll ironwork design between shoulderblades, more coming soon to a theater near you