age: 31 (Mar 10, 1980)

MEMBER SINCE: March 2004

occupation: Corporate Sell-Out / Unpaid Writer

crush: My handsome husband.

gets me hot: Words... long words preferably... particle physics... the usual.

stats: What is the dark matter problem, and where does it arise?

sign: Pisces/Monkey/Duck Crossing

makes me happy: Cake.

makes me sad: No more cake.

fantasy: The woman will be still, silent, as I snip her clothes away with scissors.

heroes: Jesus & Martha Stewart. You don't fuck with Jesus & Martha.

into: God, shiny things, and biting.

most humbling moment: Giving birth.