age: 45 (Aug 24, 1967)

MEMBER SINCE: September 2004

occupation: Corporate Pimp: I manage a sales budget and market newspaper subscriptions successfully. This means I can sell anything.

heroes: My boys. They have autism and have such hard lives.

crush: My wife, for about 15 years now

gets me hot: My wife, who has gently reforged my soul.

makes me happy: The sunrise and good coffee. When my 8 year old sings

sign: ~We have art, so as not to die of truth.

stats: S14 D10 C14 I14 W18 Ch12 Level 2 fighter, level 4 expert, level 5 Corporate Pimp (prestige class)

body mods: All knuckles broken on right hand, nose broken twice, three ribs broken by tire iron. Working as a bouncer HAD its moments.

into: Moments of placid and focused calm.

i lost my virginity: and it was the most exciting 900 seconds of my life. I am a guy after all.

most humbling moment: The birth of my first son. I realized the limitations of my maleness and just how strong my wife is.