smokepuppet likes Anyone who helps put the creator of the Girls Gone Wild series into prison. Moron.
I’m private
Waiting for my credit card to be approved...may disappear soon...
I'm on myspace...johnrabon.com...meh.
I'm on myspace...johnrabon.com...meh.
If anyone knows of someone who's looking for a place to stay starting in July, I have a 3 bedroom house in North Austin (near Alamo Drafthouse North). Looking for a reliable roommate...you'll get two rooms and one bathroom to yourself, $500 a month ALL BILLS PAID.
Must be cat friendly.
If you're interested, or know someone who is, email me through SG. Thanks!
Must be cat friendly.
If you're interested, or know someone who is, email me through SG. Thanks!
"It's a celebration, bitches."
I quit my dead-ass job and I start a new one on Tuesday...with an online gaming company. Yeah! And I get to wear jeans! Rock.
I quit my dead-ass job and I start a new one on Tuesday...with an online gaming company. Yeah! And I get to wear jeans! Rock.
For those of you in Austin, I'm headlining the Velveeta Room Friday and Saturday, 9:30 and 11:30. I promise to be drunk and funny.
The Velveeta Room is on 6th and red river, right next to Esther's Follies.
The Velveeta Room is on 6th and red river, right next to Esther's Follies.
My website has been blessed with, not one, but two hate mails. The best quote from them:
"You are a verbal terrorist and in your case I think there should be limits to your first amendment rights. AT LEAST WARN PEOPLE THAT YOUR WEBSITE IS UN-AMERICAN AND HATE-FILLED."
If you're bored go check them out:
Hate # 1
Hate # 2
Oh, and check out this cool shot of me that hkphotoaustin took of me HERE
"You are a verbal terrorist and in your case I think there should be limits to your first amendment rights. AT LEAST WARN PEOPLE THAT YOUR WEBSITE IS UN-AMERICAN AND HATE-FILLED."
If you're bored go check them out:
Hate # 1
Hate # 2
Oh, and check out this cool shot of me that hkphotoaustin took of me HERE
I'm A Corporate Bitch
After an extended "vacation", I have a day job again. For those of you who are thinking, "Why don't you just do comedy full time", I'd like you to compare the pay of a feature act to my bills and debts, and then go eat a dick.
Anyway, I hate the fact that my job consists of me talking on the phone all day and yet I have to wear business casual because apparently the customers can hear if you're wearing khakis.
Look, I understand no sandals. Guys' feet are nasty. Button-up shirts instead of a T-shirt? Absolutely. But come on when did denim get a bad rap? Khakis fucking suck if you don't pee properly, everyone will know. Denim covers that shit up. And if my job is to sell, wouldn't it make more sense for me to be as comfortable as possible?
Oh, but why am I complaining? We get Casual Friday! A break from the monkey suit! So does productivity go down because of the jeans?
Hey, whatever. I can pay my bills and buy a couple of drinks. But I'm going to go buy black pants. They cover up urine.
After an extended "vacation", I have a day job again. For those of you who are thinking, "Why don't you just do comedy full time", I'd like you to compare the pay of a feature act to my bills and debts, and then go eat a dick.
Anyway, I hate the fact that my job consists of me talking on the phone all day and yet I have to wear business casual because apparently the customers can hear if you're wearing khakis.
Look, I understand no sandals. Guys' feet are nasty. Button-up shirts instead of a T-shirt? Absolutely. But come on when did denim get a bad rap? Khakis fucking suck if you don't pee properly, everyone will know. Denim covers that shit up. And if my job is to sell, wouldn't it make more sense for me to be as comfortable as possible?
Oh, but why am I complaining? We get Casual Friday! A break from the monkey suit! So does productivity go down because of the jeans?
Hey, whatever. I can pay my bills and buy a couple of drinks. But I'm going to go buy black pants. They cover up urine.
