age: 38 (Oct 22, 1973)

MEMBER SINCE: April 2003

occupation: corporate whore/stand-up comedian

crush: Anyone who helps put the creator of the Girls Gone Wild series into prison. Moron.

stats: 5 tattoos and an ass load of grease in my hair

into: Anything that might keep my Baptist mom up at night praying for me.

sign: the blind chick with the scales

gets me hot: Just about every frickin' thing on this website.

fantasy: I'm too drunk to type this out

body mods: No thanks. I'm driving.

i lost my virginity: in a 78 brown pinto at a rest area. That's as classy as I get.