About Me
I'm what you'd get if you crossed Shaggy from Scooby-Doo, J.D from Scrubs and Rob Gordon from Hi Fidelity (predominantly the book, not the film). Im a touchy feely hippy with some weird habits, you either love or hate me and I NEVER compromise.
age: 26 (Jul 03, 1985)
MEMBER SINCE: June 2004
occupation: Graduate/[P/T]Stock Controller/Blockbuster Monkey
stats: 6'2
crush: Dusty Suicide, Natalie Portman/Hershlang, Keira Knightley, Susan Eldridge
fantasy: What would happen if all (chronologically unspecified) films happened within the same year?
body mods: 3 peicings in left ear, Tattoo in Progress
most humbling moment: when i realised that I COULD actually crack my head open skating BY cracking my head open skating
Back on SG,
Still in a wheelchair most of the time... Darn it.
Fed up with waiting for work to come to me. Trying to make a move to Head Office but last thing i heard the position was on hold.
Been a year:
Been Homeless
Took the stunning Jess to Torture Garden's Valentines Ball, I was in so much pain i didn't realise my feet were bleeding.
Things looked good,
It looked like a fetish-wear designer in manchester could use me for Photography, but it didn't work out that way.
I tried to make a transition from freelance photographer to freelance Videographer. I had an offer of 5 second idents for the club GAY, and an offer to do some coverage for an amateur event through Alt.com.
then I lost my flat. Landlady wanted to sell it.
crashed on the floor of a music room until I could find a place to go.
I put together some shoots last year and spent a ridiculous amount of money on a shoot X-art last year, then my actresses/models get cold feet.
leaving me with a week lease on a luxury penthouse apartment.
when i went to the Bank to get funding so i could actually employ professional models to expand my portfolio they said they couldn't for moral reasons.
To stick it to them I REALLY want to do another SG Hopeful shoot, and use that same model for a High Fashion, Swimwear and Portrait, get a book printed so i can go back into the bank and rub it in their faces.
I'm also looking for a female Photography assistant, who is a skilled photographer in her own right, but has her own funding and transport, so she can pursue this a a relatively regular hobby until funding for either a big project or a new studio comes through.
if the two could be combined, i would be really happy.
if you're interested, drop me a line on here, and if you would like to meet: I'm quite close to the Centre of Croydon, so can pop into London or out to the coast (Brighton) with ease.
anyway, that's my wish, but who...
Still in a wheelchair most of the time... Darn it.
Fed up with waiting for work to come to me. Trying to make a move to Head Office but last thing i heard the position was on hold.
Been a year:
Been Homeless
Took the stunning Jess to Torture Garden's Valentines Ball, I was in so much pain i didn't realise my feet were bleeding.
Things looked good,
It looked like a fetish-wear designer in manchester could use me for Photography, but it didn't work out that way.
I tried to make a transition from freelance photographer to freelance Videographer. I had an offer of 5 second idents for the club GAY, and an offer to do some coverage for an amateur event through Alt.com.
then I lost my flat. Landlady wanted to sell it.
crashed on the floor of a music room until I could find a place to go.
I put together some shoots last year and spent a ridiculous amount of money on a shoot X-art last year, then my actresses/models get cold feet.
leaving me with a week lease on a luxury penthouse apartment.
when i went to the Bank to get funding so i could actually employ professional models to expand my portfolio they said they couldn't for moral reasons.
To stick it to them I REALLY want to do another SG Hopeful shoot, and use that same model for a High Fashion, Swimwear and Portrait, get a book printed so i can go back into the bank and rub it in their faces.
I'm also looking for a female Photography assistant, who is a skilled photographer in her own right, but has her own funding and transport, so she can pursue this a a relatively regular hobby until funding for either a big project or a new studio comes through.
if the two could be combined, i would be really happy.
if you're interested, drop me a line on here, and if you would like to meet: I'm quite close to the Centre of Croydon, so can pop into London or out to the coast (Brighton) with ease.
anyway, that's my wish, but who...



























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