schadenfreude

I am fucking irritated right now because all my sweet pictures keep coming up all small and I CAN'T FIGURE OUT HOW TO FIX IT.

I feel like I am going to let you down, my kittens, because the month of June was really painfully dull in the gross-stories arena. I'm doing hematology this month, which basically means I sit and look at blood smears, bone marrow biopsies, and body fluids all day, and maybe do a post-vasectomy semen analysis if I'm lucky.

The few stories I have are really...
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I am a fat fuck.

I just ate up half a bag of fake beef crumbles with taco seasoning and looooots of hot sauce with tortilla chips.

Work's been wicked busy. I had a massive cancerous colon to deal with this morning. The colon in and of itself is not bad. Picking through all the fat around the colon, fruitlessly searching for wee little lymph...
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Inquiring minds want to know: regarding the decapitated baby from the last journal entry... it had autosomal recessive polycystic kidney disease. Each of its kidneys weighed about 400 grams, when a normal adult kidney weighs about 150 g. So basically the kidneys (and hence the kid) were so big, they wouldn't fit through the cervix. Oopsie-daisy.

Yes, I am a resident (a real live doctor,...
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An entertaining week, work-wise. Two baby heads in one week. One botched late term abortion + one perforated uterus = one baby head free floating in the mother's abdominal cavity. Sweet! The second baby head actually came with the body, just detached. It had a lethal birth defect that caused its body to be so grossly bloated, it wouldn't fit through the birth canal and...
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My latest tattoos turned out quite nice. Hand grenades. I don't know what my fixation is with them.

Kirby Puckett died at my hospital the day before yesterday. Not that I give a rat's ass about baseball or athletes in general, but everyone was all worked up about it.

Went to L.A. again a couple weeks ago with the b.f. Evidently we were both in...
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I heart L.A.

Getting my kind-of seams and toppers tattooed this Saturday. Can't wait.

Whee! I love vacation.

Some asshole won't stop pounding on the car horn outside. I'm ready to hang my head out the window and scream something unladylike.

Was shooting the shit with a couple of guys from work today. Evidently one of them saw a couple of men kissing in public over the weekend and was totally bent out of shape about it. Homophobia is so very saddening.

Happy...
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I just gotta say, finally hearing that voice in my ear saying so you like it when I pull your hair while I'm fucking you was really just enough to say that I can now die happy.

Happy happy.

My pilgrimage to Birmingham, Alabama was suprisingly a total blast. I ate more meat than I've eaten all year. Drank Bloody Marys by the bucketload. Had the most fucking amazing chicken curry EVER, and who expects to get awesome Thai in the South, for reals? Delish and delight.

My muffin is in Beijing now till next Wednesday. I'm going through withdrawl.