age: 32 (Jan 09, 1980)

MEMBER SINCE: January 2004

occupation: lush/muse/wandering sage/slashy

sign: closed

crush: Zach Condon

fantasy: to have a mini jackson 5 band all of my very own...

gets me hot: midget clowns fucking blind amputated horses

heroes: gypsy rose lee

into: ego maniacs, liberation, knitting, self expression. I'm just an average bloke whos into a bit of violence, shittown, being an insufferable snob etc etc

body mods: conjoined twin myslexia

makes me happy: little coffees, riding down brunswick st early in the morning, having someone to make breakfast for, long overseas phone calls, sitting in the sunshine, smiling at strangers, making my wife laugh, hearing the tram go 'ding ding', the foul mouth swearing that comes out of me at roller derby matches, vegie bangers and mash