hahahahaha


u alright?

As a man with a £20 a week cock-glossing habit I can confirm the answer is negative

You could try to find out, like Leola says. Get a clipboard and some graph paper.

Maybe i could join in? Although SomeOneUK is naturally suspicious of me when I have shiny lips.

^ she tries passing the colour onto me so I look like Pob.

41% Fuller? Would that not just look like a series of really unfortunate and inexplicably closely spaced bee stings?

Your new hair.... You look fantastic.

Yes, I never dare go out with my hair in bunches/a pair of plaits anymore. I just feel ridiculous.

Is it Lip Venom?? That stuff hurts!

Why thank you

I'm glad you happened to see it.

I love your latest profile pic btw.
very sexy

He's OK, still happy and active so not really that bad at moment, but losing about 1kg a month at the moment, so that means I'll have negative dog by xmas.

How are you doing? Hope London is treating you well.

i could TOTALLY use bigger ears. sometimes i don't hear so good.

what?

Would it make them 54% fuller if you used it 4 times a day, or would that be overkill?

methinks Leola wants to be your 2nd lover ..... ahem

Oh, and you are one saucy lass