age: 35 (Mar 11, 1977)

MEMBER SINCE: January 2003

occupation: arrrrghhhh matey

most humbling moment: no

sign: pisces

stats: curvy like a mofo

body mods: tongue,lip,ears, a few tats..more to come (want to "sponsor/adopt" a tattoo?)

into: paint by numbers. And some other stuff too.

gets me hot: makin out, dry humor, oil in the bathtub, loud music, glitter, Votivo candles, D.I.Y., nag champa, volunteering, biting, straws, bettering lives through cosmetology, wrestling, great make-up, old school manners, empathy, your brain, attention

crush: Katherine (!) Moennig, Bill Maher, Lars Von Trier, Robert Downey Jr., Maya Deren, Mo Rocca, Andre 3000, Jack Black, Baroness Elsa von Freytag-Loringhoven, & NoDak.

makes me happy: sanding floors, baking, the way he looks at me, nutella, grape/orange/strawberry crush in a glass bottle, and caulking tubs

i lost my virginity: this particular blurb is ceaselessly lame & boring--but maybe I am just not 14 enough?

fantasy: something consuming and dizzy with heat