age: 43 (Jan 06, 1970)

MEMBER SINCE: November 2002

occupation: gorilla pimp.

most humbling moment: watch it on youtube.

crush: is an unrealistic ideal.

makes me sad: *sigh*

stats: flesh and bone. mostly water. remodeling closet so as to fit more skeletons...

heroes: are for chumps.

sign: wanker.

into: whatever gets my heart racing. and that's a lot...

fantasy: love and happiness. butterflies and unicorns.

body mods: all souped up.

i lost my virginity: when you were like, 4 years old.