age: 42 (Jan 06, 1970)

MEMBER SINCE: November 2002

occupation: gorilla pimp.

i lost my virginity: when you were like, 4 years old.

heroes: are for chumps.

crush: is an unrealistic ideal.

most humbling moment: watch it on youtube.

gets me hot: beautiful, clean women with filthy mouths and a freaky sexual disposition.

stats: flesh and bone. mostly water. remodeling closet so as to fit more skeletons...

makes me happy: Spring flowers. The moments before I cum. Childhood innocence. The collapse of capitalism.

makes me sad: *sigh*

sign: wanker.

into: whatever gets my heart racing. and that's a lot...