age: 33 (Sep 01, 1978)

MEMBER SINCE: August 2002

occupation: i hand pizza to people and then they give me money

gets me hot: neuroses. complications. subtlety. depth. licking your eyeball. telling the truth.

most humbling moment: the classic: the ol' mom-walks-in-while-you're-masturbating trauma

sign: INTP

fantasy: not having to believe anything, just knowing

makes me sad: never-ending profiles! sweet jeebus lord! and also president bush.

into: monkeys. pirates. blather. cliches. doggerel. sushi. red meat. red red meat. zoloft. funny insults like "you cockhole!". the sickness unto death. limericks. pointlessness in the face of absurdity.

body mods: if i could figure out a way to get one of william blake's illuminated plates on my back, i *might* get a tattoo

stats: freakishly tall

i lost my virginity: to a sock.