age: 36 (Oct 19, 1975)

MEMBER SINCE: January 2003

occupation: poky little roue

sign: Dirt cheap... but it's a hotel for women

i lost my virginity: ...and subsequently fell in love.

body mods: Naval piercing, circumcision, had braces in high school, glasses.

stats: 86% hollandaise sauce

gets me hot: Sriracha!

crush: Velma (from Scooby Doo), an SG member or ten, Justine Bateman, Lauren Ambrose, and, of course, ♥vyeseleph♥

most humbling moment: Coming down with the flu on a trans-Atlantic flight, throwing up all over myself during landing, taking the train home (in winter in NW England) only to find out we've been burgled. BUT: I had left my laptop in the oven!

makes me happy: movies, weird art, fine dining, kissin' n' cuddlin', Pump It Up, compersion, Taqueria Can-Cun, coffee, drinking with friends, nudity, karaoke, free speech, celebrity sleaze, '40s slang, ISOs 8601 & 216, crushes, holding hands, subversive acts, quotation mark abuse, the word AWESOME in all caps, rice & beans, wasting time

into: accuismus, aplomb, assholery, bathos, borborygmus, callipygian, carouse, gnomon, granfalloon, gravid, hijinks, hoyden, hypothetical, maffick, merkin, miscegenation, moxy, portmanteau, roue, satiety, sinecure, tomfoolery, treppenwitz

fantasy: Inventing edible electronics and motors so I can build an edible Furby™ that screams when you bite into it.