Member: kegriese1

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Member: kegriese1

age: 30 (Oct 03, 1977)

MEMBER SINCE: June 2004

occupation: I work for a large video rental and retail chain.

makes me happy: monkeys throwing poo

makes me sad: people talking about topics above their head

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AUGUST 19, 2007 @ 06:53 PM | NO COMMENTS

I do think there should be more pictures of me in the world. I'm not a handsome man but I am fun to look at. I bet my pictures would be very useful in a before and after type setting. Like I could be the chubby guy in the before pics for weight loss stuff or I could be the chubby alcoholic guy in the after pics for alcoholism.
I should probably hang out more with some of my friends who are hot girls. When I'm with them I should probably take lots of pics of us hanging out and doing stuff. After that I should put the pics on the interweb and people will be given the false impression that I hang out with hot girls all the time. I could use this to my advantage by tricking girls into dating me. I could say, "Hey femininas I hang out with my hot friends who are hot girls all the time because I'm cool and I know how to do and say cool stuff." The new girls I trick into dating me won't know how big of a nerdy dork I am and might grow to like me before they discover the truth. Wow! That is the greatest plan my brain has ever conceived…..Note to self put this plan into action!
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