CALAMITY IS BACK IN THE PINK!

Yes, it's true--I'm going to be retiring this account--so go add me there!

mmmmm, gettin' fat on the sugary goodness.

♥calamity!

I am a lucky, lucky lady. Look how happy! *squee!*

Mister ymonster and I, shot by none other than Mister tmronin, after seeing a lot of Miss Addie's boobs (and, yanno, getting a naked hug or two ).... I was two beers deep, which, if you know me at all, means I was wasted. Haha.

Happy boobs, too! Here's a shot I'm particularly fond of from a recent shoot with House of Indulgence. It's my "I'll-fuck-you-up" look.


I've finally mastered the navigation of the new site layout. I like the background much more, and now that the bugs are working out, I think the page loads faster too. Plus I really like seeing the Hopefuls sets. Which reminds me, go and check out this set from the lovely lady Brooklyn!

I was there the night she shot it (actually, it was the night I met her in 2005!) with Idjiit and tmronin, on the crazy subway ride that lasted into the wee hours of the morning and ended with oreo pancakes and mimosas. Mmmm. This needs to go up.

And speaking of that night.... it was the first time I ever got naked for a photoshoot. Ah, the good old days. You should go leave a comment if you have a minute. tmronin and I would appreciate the love!

Man, was I sick as a dog for that shoot, and just starting to peel from my first tattoo session on my wings. Look how short my hair was! I had those shoes strapped to my back in my HUGE backpack the whole time we rode the subway for Brooklyn's set. They are definitely as heavy as they look.

I heard an amazing quote today in a Firewater song:
When you live by the ruler you die inch by inch.
I have decided that this really applies to how I feel lately. Things this school year in general have been a little too straight and narrow, but I've done my best to really follow my heart and take risks this semester/these past few weeks. I tell you what--I've been a lot happier for it. I just fear sacrificing my sense of self for an average job with a steady salary. I really, really do not want that.

That's about all from here, kids. Back to the land of the finals grind.... Only a few more days of school, some crap about new roomates, and then it's off to Canadaland, where I'll get to meet the fabulous Twwly, VonScotch, and the tiny baby Bob! Yay!


♥jessicalamity.


p.s. My condolences to all those who knew and loved Monica Henk. My heart goes out to her family and friends, and I really hope they catch the jerk responsible. I'm keeping my eyes peeled.

p.p.s. My condolences also to the friends and family of all those close to the victims in the Virginia Tech shooting.

p.p.p.s. I hope you all have stayed safe and dry from the torrential flooding! ymonster and I ran 3 blocks from the subway the other night and we were SOAKED from head to toe.... Gah! Wet socks are the worst thing ever.

Hello lovelies! Here's a quick Jess update, featuring tattoos and pictures of me nearly naked.

EDIT: Here's one more reason why I would be an unfit mother. Ahem. Classy dame....


First off, the newly-started sleeve (as of Friday--4 hour outline of doom!)....

....by none other than mister ymonster, doncha know. ....based on a few illustrations by stunt kid, one of my favorite artists. i do love the jellyfish. i can't wait for more color! eeeee! it's still so weird to look in the mirror and see my whole arm covered in stuff. whew.

Secondly, here are some images from recent shoots!

Photo by Steward of
House of Indulgence Photography, done yesterday. We did some awesome bondage stuff too, so keep your eyes peeled for that. Makeup, hair, and styling by me.


Photo by Mike McGuire--from last January! Some oldies but goodies in that set.... Makeup, hair, and styling by me.

I should be posting some images for sale as prints soon, so keep your eyes peeled! Back to work for me now. Blah. But for now, I leave you with this thought:



♥jesscalamity.

dude. seriously.... dude.


....the fucking BALLS, yo.
i have not hooped, hollered, clapped, felt ill, and fucking cursed at a movie in a theatre so much as i did tonight. fucking opening night crowds in NYC are the best. i can't believe i went so long in new york without doing the movie thing regularly.

on a related note.... the amazing mister ymonster started my sleeve today! joy/pain! pictures soon.

♥jessicalamity.

my heart goes out to all those who knew and loved miss Benni. too soon, i say. my condolences to you and her family as well.... i know words will never make up for the loss, but it's the absolute least that can be done.

i never met her, but i just keep thinking back to my first SG days in january of 2005 when she, apnea, bee, jaidee, and tegan were my top five favorite SGs. it seems like so long ago.

she was a beautiful woman.


♥ jessicalamity.

look! i'm dead!

....'cause that's about how i feel right now.

and if i don't die before saturday, you can see me dance. i might still wish i were dead, but at least i'll be kinda naked and very sparkly.



and now, i go to freak out and blow my nose some more.
♥jessicalamity.

Fed Bash time again kids! Come see me and my lady Amber Marie shake our ta-tas in the most tasteful and creative of ways (not to mention, be supremely entertained in the process)!


♥jessicalamity.
p.s. OW MY FUCKING HANDS.

Leather codpieces are awesomesauce.

♥jessicalamity.

p.s. i didn't write that, but i might as well have. thanks, you.

so i have the tendonitis, which explains my silence around here lately. quick update from the computadora de ymonster after a day of running around the city with Fractal, some movieage (we saw Zodiac.... with my future fiancee, mister Jake Gyllenhaal), bumping into Irina in the east village, and then a loverly italian dinner whereat i met the even more loverly miss Tegan. after shooting allllllllllll day yesterday (yay for making money, and be on the lookout for some HOT alice in wonderland shots), i am pooped and a half.

time for movies and sleep. god, i love nice weather. and aleve.

happy birthday again Hunter! spring break has "rocked out" thus far, and i'm just hoping the rest of the week won't suck. oh yes, and since i SHOULD be getting my ass away from the keyboard, if you want to hang out, you should call me, because i have been avoiding the computer like the plague.

miss you!
♥jessicalamity.

(image by Vince of F1 Photography)

I have felt so great these past few days. I know it's effing annoying to almost everyone I come in contact with (partocularly Monday, when it seemed like everyone was down about something-pr-other), but I can't help that I'm smiling ear-to-ear for no apparent reason.

Barring the fact that it feel like Satan himself is gnawing on both of my wrists, I have just been.... well, happy. I haven't felt this way since last summer. Quite frankly, I think it's long overdue.... and dammit, I deserve it. I've been through a bit of shit these past few months.

I have a few inklings of why this is, but the important part is that I finally feel like I'm settling into myself.... again.

....And it feels motherfucking AMAZING.


♥jessicalamity.

p.s. to top it all off, LOST is on tonight! yay!

(if you know what those tattoos mean, you get a cookie for watching last week. huzzah!)