About Me
Ymonster is a rotten bastard. Ask anyone... you can't trust carny folk.
age: 36 (Mar 22, 1972)
MEMBER SINCE: February 2003
occupation: Tattoo Artist, future serial killer, Black Eye Specialist
i lost my virginity: While watching television. I believe it was Jeopardy.
fantasy: For the whole world to have one throat... with my hands around it.
most humbling moment: Involves parachute pants. 'Nuff said.
sign: Water Rat
heroes: My mom, Harry Houdini, Andy Kaufman, Salvador Dali, Joe Coleman, H.P. Lovecraft, John Vincent
Hi Porn Friends,
Sorry it's such short notice.... But if you can make it, we're having a party.

Hope to see you there!
Sorry it's such short notice.... But if you can make it, we're having a party.

Hope to see you there!




































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