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Good thing I don't have any babies, then, I suppose . . .

And oddly, since I pay no attention to sports of any sort, I did notice Agassi's departure. I didn't cry, but I noticed. I offer you my condolences.

Wassup, dude? I am back. Not that anyone really noticed my absence.

I, too, was choked up at Agassi's departure. No tears, but definitely a poignant moment. One of the things I really liked about him was watching him evolve as a person over his career. The young, cocky kid eventually learning respect for the game and his own talent and becoming the consummate professional. And he was a blast to watch play in the era of big serve tennis.

I hope you're still feeling well.

You're a great jacket watcher. But you're a better beer watcher!
It was great to see you again. You are pretty damn funny, too!

I thought I was the one doing the yelling all night.

I don't remember most of the later parts of the night. My friend is the bartender/manager over there, so I'll probably get the details from him. First time I've ever met the internet people too.

Good times Saturday

Great seeing you again.

It's fucking hot.

I told TangledUpInBlue that I'm bringing my jammies and a pillow.

Your mom has ball cancer.

Thanks! My soul-piercing skills are pretty minimal, though, so . . . You know, no worries.

Now, that said, I bet you could make a killing with an emo song by that name. I mean, so long as you wear enough eyeliner and cry a lot, too, it'll be the next overprivileged disaffected suburban kid anthem.

Michael Bay= stab my eyeballs out. You know this. I am NOT amused with this whole thing.

I should bring my DVD out with me. We should get hammered and watch the Movie. Oh joyous day!

And a legend finds a new lease on life.

Welcome to the fold. Nice initial entry. So are you now a permanent fixture in NYC? Any plans to live anywhere else? Just curious.

And your dream about the Simpson sisters is definitely sad. Actually, I think it's just like a Jon Woo movie. So much potential, but afterwards you shrug and think "What the hell was that?" Except your dream didn't have a scene with doves. Or DID IT?!?!

OK, you're in. Now go in there and be funny. It's by far and away the best group on the site and I had to pull strings to get you in. So don't let me down, fucker!

You spend HOURS with a bunch of damn SGs kids more than a year ago and you're just NOW joining?

Your name should be PizzeriaUno.

If there's one thing that needs more Subrosa and MissTyrios, IT'S LAW, BITCH!

Also, that picture makes you look like a serial killer. You may need a lawyer soon. If you're indigent and in Worcester County, I can help you out with that.