Thank you, anonymous benefactor, for the free months of suicidegirls. I promise to only use these naked pictures for the betterment of mankind.
So I've been talking about riding the old motorycle to Belize for a while, but everybody seems pretty convinced I'm going to die, and I kind of started doubting a little bit. I got to thinking that maybe I'd just drive down as far as Tampico or something, and not worry about messing with getting the motorcycle across two borders. Then I went to a...
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Okay, they made me an offer I couldn't refuse, so I'm back. Naked punk rock girls are on sale, I guess.
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niobe:
Happy Birthday! 
luckyp:
Happy Birthday, oh Taco Lover!
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So I think I'm gonna quit SuicideGirls. I never thought I'd get bored of hot, naked tattooed girls, but I guess I did. Anyhoo, we'll always have MySpace.
johnnydelicious:
I'll have your space, Major Meathole. I hear you're getting two tattoos in one year.
boxofficepoison:
That is so ridicolously hot.
luckyp:
Yeah she gives me a stiffy too.
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boxofficepoison:
Why were you at the atlantic avenue stop?
champagneofdudes:
because we were transferring from the 2 to the Q. god. have you been gone that long?
champagneofdudes:
i hope we can have fun. i'm probably going to be broke as shit. but i can sell some cd's and scrounge up a night of debauchery. oh yeah, and there is a party in the ghetto that we get to go to!!! i hope you like dominicans.
luckyp:
Nice pic!
So how was the Wee Girl? Didja get lucky on the couch? I'm sure you'll have ample opportunities again this week!
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So how was the Wee Girl? Didja get lucky on the couch? I'm sure you'll have ample opportunities again this week!
--l*P
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champagneofdudes:
yeah, i'm holding out for $3 bratislava hookers cause they'll be the best in the world and they will also be very economical.
champagneofdudes:
i'm more than willing to drop that extra $2.50 to have a hot chick to win the bet. is that so wrong?
Oh good lord tomorrow's going to suck nuts. I felt I had to go to walmart and buy a stick for pointing. I like lasers, but laser pointers are gay.
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champagneofdudes:
i can only hope that they are. otherwise my life is over now.
luckyp:
I thought guys liked it when nuts are sucked... 
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You know what I think about suicide girls videos? I think that it's almost impossible to look like an idiot in still photographs, but on video it's pretty much guaranteed. Also, hot girls calling themselves nerds is like white guys calling themselves niggahs. If you can't program a computer or build a robot, then you're no nerd. That is our word!
champagneofdudes:
nice. your fans are now many. do you have a copy of Taipan? i've lost two. each one about half read before i lost them. god dammit.
I just finished a 20-page grant proposal and my mind feels the way my body feels after taking a dump. I want to blank out and watch a movie starring the Rock or the guy who played Stifler whatever the hell his name is, but all I've got lying around is Eraserhead. I also wanted a double whammy, but all 7-11 carries any more is...
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champagneofdudes:
at least it doesn't mean "one that sucks meat" that might sound gay.
champagneofdudes:
i think that might be a good idea.
champagneofdudes:
and here i was thinking it would be hard for me to get any whiter. thank you for proving me wrong Vienna. it was actually quite easy.
hollygolightly:
hope you are having a good week love