
About Me
Also the Champagne of Douche. Keep your pants on ladies, who said cleansing your vagina with champagne was a good thing?
age: 33 (Oct 30, 1978)
MEMBER SINCE: July 2004
occupation: Fun Manager
makes me sad: country music
i lost my virginity: more recently than i'm comfortable discussing with some GOT DAMN STRANGER!
into: all the things a good fat guy should be...eat, drink, repeat.
fantasy: so simple, yet obviously so very very hard to accomplish. at least for me.
makes me happy: country music
I think I get it now. I'm pretty sure this is some kind of ploy by the SG marketing department to get me to start loving SG again so that after this 3 months is up I'll be so bonered by it that I will start giving them money again.
You shady bastards.
You shady bastards.









Alyk