
About Me
Also the Champagne of Douche. Keep your pants on ladies, who said cleansing your vagina with champagne was a good thing?
age: 33 (Oct 30, 1978)
MEMBER SINCE: July 2004
occupation: Fun Manager
gets me hot: a good chicken fry.
body mods: Augmented from a AA to a full C.
makes me sad: country music
fantasy: so simple, yet obviously so very very hard to accomplish. at least for me.
crush: red pepper
I think I get it now. I'm pretty sure this is some kind of ploy by the SG marketing department to get me to start loving SG again so that after this 3 months is up I'll be so bonered by it that I will start giving them money again.
You shady bastards.
You shady bastards.









Alyk