"If I was gay, I'd totally fuck him. Wait let me start over. I think this guy is the shit. (the shit, not shit). I'm really glad I have the opportunity to get to know him better and become friends with him, because from all I can tell in the short time i've known him is that he is a totally solid guy, and I know he'd probably have my back, and I know I'd definitely have his. And you know what else? We're neon buddies now. Red neon buddies. So take that all you cavalier, cobalt, corolla, sunfire, pursuit, RSX, Civic drivers. We're out to fucking get you."

"hottie! Plays cards well! And is just adventurous. He's part of a secret Pirates club which I've just invented. Yup. "

"What can I say about this guy... or really, what CAN'T I? I've spent even more time with him over the past 6 months than before, and we've had some AWESOME times. It sucks, because he works on the rigs, so he's either free all the time, or gone completely... so I'll spend half my time with him for weeks or months straight, and then he'll be entirely out of town and you don't see him or hear from him for as long, and I miss him. As of this writing actually, he's gone, but his memory lives on... *sniff*
See ya soon buddy. *manly hug and no reach-arounds* (bwahaha) I do love ya though, truly. In that platonic, masculine way. Get your hand off my leg. haha
Plus our choir is slowly taking over SG, and I'm going to put this message at the bottom of every new testimonial I write for someone from choir. (In his case, he's not in choir anymore, but that's how I met him so I still think of him as a choir kid. Oh JESUS the trouble we caused that choir together... The choir tour we billetted together and he brought something like $250 of alcohol with him, that comes to mind... )"

"This dude is an incredibly good friend and intense person. We may not always agree... but he's a trustworthy friend and a good human being. As such, I'm quite glad I know him."

"He wrote me my first testemonial and for that I am eternally greatful. Plus he's got a very nice looking back and he always leaves kind words in my journal. Testify!"

"I figure I'd leave you a testimonial that points out some of your kickass-ness besides the drunken parts.

Seriously, this guy has been an awesome friend for a long time now. There have been some awkward stressful times but we've made it through them. And lately I've realized more than ever how glad I am to have him as a buddy. Rock on bra!

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"This guy is NUTS. If you ever need a drinking/toking buddy, he's the best kind cuz he'll just totally give'r. But we're pretty equally matched in video games so he sometimes beats me and that pisses me off. "

"So... he drinks too much, swears like a sailor, has probably comitted a felony or two and has physically abused me on numerous occaisions. But really... I don't think he'd be my friend any other way."