dire_romantic dislikes silence. being alone. walking. taking the bus. being alone at a party. relapsing. and any combination of the above.
About Me
I guess I could say I'm average. But that would be boring. I'm actually 9-foot-a-gazillion, but weigh only 170 pounds. I eat 14 square meals a day and have eyes that shoot freakin' laser beams.
Oh, and I seem to be the only person on this site that works in the oilpatch. Correct me if I'm wrong.
age: 29 (Sep 26, 1983)
MEMBER SINCE: May 2004
occupation: well control systems technician
gets me hot: getting head. girls with hot asses and fantastic legs. holding her close as we fall asleep.
stats: 22/m. scruffy. not skinny, not cuddly. somewhere in between.
most humbling moment: holding my little sister for the first time the day after she was born
crush: short...oriental...and far more wonderful than she allows people to think of her
i lost my virginity: to an awesome girl who I shoulda treated better
I've got my towel, don't worry.
If you have FreakPirate or misguided as friends on facebook, you can find me.
It's been fun. Time to move on.
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