
About Me
I guess I could say I'm average. But that would be boring. I'm actually 9-foot-a-gazillion, but weigh only 170 pounds. I eat 14 square meals a day and have eyes that shoot freakin' laser beams.
Oh, and I seem to be the only person on this site that works in the oilpatch. Correct me if I'm wrong.
age: 28 (Sep 26, 1983)
MEMBER SINCE: May 2004
occupation: well control systems technician
crush: short...oriental...and far more wonderful than she allows people to think of her
i lost my virginity: to an awesome girl who I shoulda treated better
stats: 22/m. scruffy. not skinny, not cuddly. somewhere in between.
most humbling moment: holding my little sister for the first time the day after she was born
sign: BWUH!?!
So long, and thanks for all the fish.
I've got my towel, don't worry.
If you have FreakPirate or misguided as friends on facebook, you can find me.
It's been fun. Time to move on.
I've got my towel, don't worry.
If you have FreakPirate or misguided as friends on facebook, you can find me.
It's been fun. Time to move on.


















Niobe