age: 37 (Sep 17, 1974)

MEMBER SINCE: July 2005

occupation: Scientist, sculptor, photographer

fantasy: there are so many, but the reality of it is I'm up for it, as long as my wife is.

body mods: Tattoo on left side

into: making my coworkers think I'm normal.

crush: my wife: the grayed brankauti

sign: Virgo

gets me hot: free hearts, creative brains, voyeurism, exhibitionism, giving my wife a lapdance while getting help

most humbling moment: its a 3-way tie: Being caught mid masturb by my roomate's girlfriend; the first girl to see me naked giggling like an idiot (not as cute as it sounds); and when I was 5 I couldn't get my swimshorts on in the public swimming pool locker room after my shower, but I hadn't gotten all the shampoo out of my hair and it got in my eyes, so I had to walk out, blind with my shorts around my thighs and get my Mom. I could hear everyone laugh, including my Mom.

i lost my virginity: when I was 16 (sort of)...she ended up hyperventilating, it took a few moments for me to realize I wasn't just doing a great job.

stats: Tallish, light brown hair, pale white boy

makes me happy: sleep, stress free days, new experiences