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dekewslikes creative brains and exhibitionism.

I’m private

age: 34 (Sep 17, 1974)

MEMBER SINCE: July 2005

occupation: Scientist, sculptor, photographer

makes me sad: idiots in charge

makes me happy: sleep, stress free days, new experiences

into: making my coworkers think I'm normal.

sign: Virgo

crush: my wife: the grayed brankauti

i lost my virginity: when I was 16 (sort of)...she ended up hyperventilating, it took a few moments for me to realize I wasn't just doing a great job.

most humbling moment: its a 3-way tie: Being caught mid masturb by my roomate's girlfriend; the first girl to see me naked giggling like an idiot (not as cute as it sounds); and when I was 5 I couldn't get my swimshorts on in the public swimming pool locker room after my shower, but I hadn't gotten all the shampoo out of my hair and it got in my eyes, so I had to walk out, blind with my shorts around my thighs and get my Mom. I could hear everyone laugh, including my Mom.

fantasy: there are so many, but the reality of it is I'm up for it, as long as my wife is.

gets me hot: free hearts, creative brains, voyeurism, exhibitionism, giving my wife a lapdance while getting help

stats: Tallish, light brown hair, pale white boy

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Thursday

AUGUST 28, 2008 @ 06:09 AM | 1 COMMENT

So, I've been making this game.
It's a card game about going out and trying to get laid. All tongue-in-cheek.
You recruit other players to be your wingman by promising them things and the two of you try to seduce an encounter while the other players try to stop you. If you fail, bad things can happen. If you succeed, you are rewarded with rank and trophies.
You can play as a Straight Edge Pimp Bitchslapping your way to the top. Or you could be a Furry Stripper earning your way by getting the other players to give you things. Along the way seduce everything from a normal Canadian to Elderly Nudists all the way to the mighty Fonz.
Now, there are alternative rules built into the game which turn this into a drinking game and/or a stripping game.

Is anyone interesting in serving as playtesters for me? I need people who are actually going to play, it costs me about $20 to print up one set of cards. The game can be played with only two people, but works best with 4-6.