GRAWWHAAA!!! FUCKING SECRET SANTA BULLSHIT!!
I remember at about this time last year some creepy, unwashed, inches-from-welfare twerp at my old shitty job tried to talk me into some secret santa crap at that job. Where I was a temp. Alongside older fat women.
Yeahnothanks.
I did, however, clean up at last year's secret santa with my theatre friends. This year, however, after just fucking KNOWING who I would get stuck with (because of the dumb bitch running it, no doubt)...
...I got stuck with her.
With this mysterious person I know little about, other than that she can make a hell of a puppet when she wants to. Like, the ONE kind of distant person in the group of us.
Given to me.
This was no random drawing.
No no.
FUCK!
I'm very much considering not going at all. It was going to be a hassle to begin with to get to Toronto, not to mention probably getting flack about it from my girlfriend, so maybe I'll call in sick.
Yeah.
-over and out for now.
I remember at about this time last year some creepy, unwashed, inches-from-welfare twerp at my old shitty job tried to talk me into some secret santa crap at that job. Where I was a temp. Alongside older fat women.
Yeahnothanks.
I did, however, clean up at last year's secret santa with my theatre friends. This year, however, after just fucking KNOWING who I would get stuck with (because of the dumb bitch running it, no doubt)...
...I got stuck with her.
With this mysterious person I know little about, other than that she can make a hell of a puppet when she wants to. Like, the ONE kind of distant person in the group of us.
Given to me.
This was no random drawing.
No no.
FUCK!
I'm very much considering not going at all. It was going to be a hassle to begin with to get to Toronto, not to mention probably getting flack about it from my girlfriend, so maybe I'll call in sick.
Yeah.
-over and out for now.
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Do you get snow?
I live in Queensland. Our winters aren't even that cold, but because it's not a scorcher, we all piss and moan about how cold it is.
We don't get snow.. we get hail the size of golf balls that destroy everything. Actually we're expecting one of our fantastic storms any moment now.
Hooray for snow. You are forgiven for liking winter then
Time for me to go home. Shopping with the man tonight, I might molest him in a change room! So toey today!
Ciao baybeh!