About Me
Cunninglinquist looks at life a little different. No bullshit, tell the truth, that way you do not have to remember which lies you have told.
age: 94 (Apr 16, 1914)
MEMBER SINCE: November 2003
occupation: orgasm donor, clitoris cleaner, labia licker extrodinaire
makes me happy: real smiles, kittens
fantasy: to find love
makes me sad: being all alone, every day
i lost my virginity: and she never gave it back
sign: AIRES
I had a really bad day yesterday morning, and while I got through that I still am not over the whole process. I had to go out this morning to New Jersey to meet my buddy and pick up a deal. We had breakfast and did our business and had an uneventful trip home. When I ran out this afternoon to go to the post office on the way back a guy T boned my car, I have a Ford Five Hundred and he had a Chevy Cobalt. I drove my car home, they scraped his up and put it on the back of a truck. I was making a protected turn and he did not know that and thought he was going to run the light and good by Cobalt, hit square into the center of the side of my car. My car does not look good at all and will require some serious body work, his was a dust pan an brush, the engine was pushed back to the firewall.
I did see something the other night when I was looking to find the name of the one woman in Californication, she was Lucky Louie's wife in that series. I found one of my favorite clips on the net. Enjoy it and get a good laugh.
I did see something the other night when I was looking to find the name of the one woman in Californication, she was Lucky Louie's wife in that series. I found one of my favorite clips on the net. Enjoy it and get a good laugh.
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