IPOD
RADIO
A woman went to her doctor for advice. She told him that her husband had
developed a penchant for anal sex and she was not sure that it was such
a good idea.
'Do you enjoy it?' The doctor asked.
'Well actually, yes, I do.', she exclaimed..
'Does it hurt you?' he asked.
'No. I rather like it.'
'Well, then,' the doctor continued, 'there's no reason that you
shouldn't practice anal sex, if that's what you like, so long as you t
ake care not to get pregnant.'
The woman was mystified... .'What? You can get pregnant from anal sex?''
'Of course,' the doctor replied. 'Where do you think politicians come
from'?
That made me smile, hope it does for you as well.
developed a penchant for anal sex and she was not sure that it was such
a good idea.
'Do you enjoy it?' The doctor asked.
'Well actually, yes, I do.', she exclaimed..
'Does it hurt you?' he asked.
'No. I rather like it.'
'Well, then,' the doctor continued, 'there's no reason that you
shouldn't practice anal sex, if that's what you like, so long as you t
ake care not to get pregnant.'
The woman was mystified... .'What? You can get pregnant from anal sex?''
'Of course,' the doctor replied. 'Where do you think politicians come
from'?
That made me smile, hope it does for you as well.
My friend went to North Carolina on her vacation and went to the Biltmore in Ashland and did the tour there. When she got home we were watching a Mission Impossible TV show episode and she shouted out there it is. She gets off on mansions and castles, and had a ball there.
I on the other hand was home trying to make a living. Things are getting a little better, business is not as bad as it was. Now we need to get a new President elected and move on.
Gas here is down about 70 cents a gallon from the high and people are lining up to buy it. When it was very high I could drive right in and get gas, now there are lines again.
I have not started to do any driving that is not mandatory. I do not go on road trips.
I now been having trouble drinking carbonated beverages, so it will be either water or iced tea. I love tea of all kinds and have been drinking iced tea year round since I was a kid, and that is not normal for a Northerner.
I on the other hand was home trying to make a living. Things are getting a little better, business is not as bad as it was. Now we need to get a new President elected and move on.
Gas here is down about 70 cents a gallon from the high and people are lining up to buy it. When it was very high I could drive right in and get gas, now there are lines again.
I have not started to do any driving that is not mandatory. I do not go on road trips.
I now been having trouble drinking carbonated beverages, so it will be either water or iced tea. I love tea of all kinds and have been drinking iced tea year round since I was a kid, and that is not normal for a Northerner.
An unseen Olympic event.[VIDEO]http://suicidegirls.com/members/cunninglinquist/videos/[/VIDEO]unseen event
I screwed this up but look at the video in my files, it is hilarious.
I screwed this up but look at the video in my files, it is hilarious.
The borough council had a meeting tonight. I am not one of their favorite people right not. They introduced an ordinance that discriminates against apartment renters and has some very heavy fines for the owners and tenants if they do not comply. The gathered throng there was completely against the ordinance but the board members all property owners voted it in anyway.
We read parts of the fourth and eight amendment of the Constitution which the law specifically violates but they in typical Bush administration fashion they do not think the law applies to them.
At the end of the meeting I started collecting signatures to file with the ACLU who said if they get enough interest they will take the case. By the end of tomorrow we should have enough of them.
They seem to believe that they are above the law.
Other parts I have trouble with is they borough can come into any renters dwelling without notice for health and safety reasons. I said that if they were so worried about the health and safety of the residents why not have it apply to the property owners as well. I asked how many of the council member would allow that in their home, no one said they would.
I finally said that they feel that renters do not vote, however since none of them won by a large margin, the 150 renters and voters in this complex if we so decide could change the council.
I also was unhappy as after the health and safety inspections were carried out, our name, addresses, phone number and email address would be collected and be available for public inspection. I wonder if they found perhaps an illegal substance while checking the plumbing what would happen, they would probably put it in a report to council and the president of council has a day job, Chief of Police.
My tribute to the Olympics
We read parts of the fourth and eight amendment of the Constitution which the law specifically violates but they in typical Bush administration fashion they do not think the law applies to them.
At the end of the meeting I started collecting signatures to file with the ACLU who said if they get enough interest they will take the case. By the end of tomorrow we should have enough of them.
They seem to believe that they are above the law.
Other parts I have trouble with is they borough can come into any renters dwelling without notice for health and safety reasons. I said that if they were so worried about the health and safety of the residents why not have it apply to the property owners as well. I asked how many of the council member would allow that in their home, no one said they would.
I finally said that they feel that renters do not vote, however since none of them won by a large margin, the 150 renters and voters in this complex if we so decide could change the council.
I also was unhappy as after the health and safety inspections were carried out, our name, addresses, phone number and email address would be collected and be available for public inspection. I wonder if they found perhaps an illegal substance while checking the plumbing what would happen, they would probably put it in a report to council and the president of council has a day job, Chief of Police.
My tribute to the Olympics
Last week was better than normal business wise. Also I think that I may soon be dating someone new, will know a little better today. I got hooked on Weeds. I never thought I would get into the series but in the last week I got all the DVD's and found some of the episodes priceless. One of my favorite scenes is
I had a really bad day yesterday morning, and while I got through that I still am not over the whole process. I had to go out this morning to New Jersey to meet my buddy and pick up a deal. We had breakfast and did our business and had an uneventful trip home. When I ran out this afternoon to go to the post office on the way back a guy T boned my car, I have a Ford Five Hundred and he had a Chevy Cobalt. I drove my car home, they scraped his up and put it on the back of a truck. I was making a protected turn and he did not know that and thought he was going to run the light and good by Cobalt, hit square into the center of the side of my car. My car does not look good at all and will require some serious body work, his was a dust pan an brush, the engine was pushed back to the firewall.
I did see something the other night when I was looking to find the name of the one woman in Californication, she was Lucky Louie's wife in that series. I found one of my favorite clips on the net. Enjoy it and get a good laugh.
I did see something the other night when I was looking to find the name of the one woman in Californication, she was Lucky Louie's wife in that series. I found one of my favorite clips on the net. Enjoy it and get a good laugh.
I had an bowl of soup that has caused me some problems. It was at my favorite diner and it came with an addition, a piece of steel wool. I had eaten about half the bowl when I found this piece in my mouth. I was not amused. Since then I cannot get my head around eating soup out anywhere.
I love soup but the thought that it could get something in it is bothering me again. I got a fly in my soup about 30 years ago, now this.
I guess I need to stop thinking about it and just eat something else.
I love soup but the thought that it could get something in it is bothering me again. I got a fly in my soup about 30 years ago, now this.
I guess I need to stop thinking about it and just eat something else.
I saw the new Penn and Teller Bullshit show about pornography and like all of them was well done. This one of course had a lot more nudity but then it is Penn and Teller. They introduced us to three people who were loudly talking out against it. I found it interesting that the two women that were so against it were British living and teaching in the US. I guess they should watch the new Showtime series with Billie Piper and if they can get the interview with her where she states that the Brits are one society with their head up their ass about sexuality.
One of the women was actually insulting. She equated watching porn to increasing the libido of men to incite them to rape. That statement was quickly dispelled by the facts that the parts of the country that have wide access to the Internet and porn have a lowered rate in the last decade but in the parts where porn is outlawed and access is actually restricted by the provider rape is up. I guess that must just be coincidence.
Then a statement was made about shaven women and how this is an open incitement to child molestation. WTF. This woman is way out there. Yes, men find shaven women interesting but not because the remind them of little girls but because everything is there to see and when you get up close and personal you do not get any hair in your mouth at least in my case. Do I want to have sex with a child because of it, that thought makes me ill.
One point that was hammered home was that rape and sex are two entirely different things. One is a crime and one is beautiful.
I did like the pastor of the xx x church that has Saturday or Sunday Pancakes and Porn get togethers, but his is against porn and eating my pancakes and watching porn is hard to do at the diner so it might be interesting.
Penn also said that the amount and variety of porn is staggering. I agree, there are things available that I never thought of or thought were just some weird fantasy, but no, you can find it on the net. Some things I see there are interesting and may be worth a try with the right willing partner, others are just plain no for too many reasons.
They also discussed if porn is addictive and there is no fact. Do I stare at my computers for hours on end looking at it, no. Have I, once or twice when I was really checking out a new thing I might go to a few different sites just because I could not believe my eyes.
Finally with all the money spent on studies starting as far back as the Johnson administration and then followed up by the Meese commission under Ronnie Rayguns no link was ever found to porn and rape or sex crimes.
I will have to think about that porn and pancakes thing again.
One of the women was actually insulting. She equated watching porn to increasing the libido of men to incite them to rape. That statement was quickly dispelled by the facts that the parts of the country that have wide access to the Internet and porn have a lowered rate in the last decade but in the parts where porn is outlawed and access is actually restricted by the provider rape is up. I guess that must just be coincidence.
Then a statement was made about shaven women and how this is an open incitement to child molestation. WTF. This woman is way out there. Yes, men find shaven women interesting but not because the remind them of little girls but because everything is there to see and when you get up close and personal you do not get any hair in your mouth at least in my case. Do I want to have sex with a child because of it, that thought makes me ill.
One point that was hammered home was that rape and sex are two entirely different things. One is a crime and one is beautiful.
I did like the pastor of the xx x church that has Saturday or Sunday Pancakes and Porn get togethers, but his is against porn and eating my pancakes and watching porn is hard to do at the diner so it might be interesting.
Penn also said that the amount and variety of porn is staggering. I agree, there are things available that I never thought of or thought were just some weird fantasy, but no, you can find it on the net. Some things I see there are interesting and may be worth a try with the right willing partner, others are just plain no for too many reasons.
They also discussed if porn is addictive and there is no fact. Do I stare at my computers for hours on end looking at it, no. Have I, once or twice when I was really checking out a new thing I might go to a few different sites just because I could not believe my eyes.
Finally with all the money spent on studies starting as far back as the Johnson administration and then followed up by the Meese commission under Ronnie Rayguns no link was ever found to porn and rape or sex crimes.
I will have to think about that porn and pancakes thing again.
OCTOBER 2008
SEPTEMBER 2008