age: 27 (Oct 07, 1984)

MEMBER SINCE: May 2004

occupation: butcher no wait, janitor

into: screwing myself over on a mostly regular basis

most humbling moment: my entire life

makes me sad: dying

makes me happy: living

body mods: i dont have tattoos, tattoos are for sissys...these are birthmarks

stats: remember that one kid in school with the huge ass sally jessy raphael glasses, mullet, old ass hand me downs an ate bugs? ya...that was me

fantasy: to live ina semi underground castle, so like, all of it was under ground, except the towers, not to be rich, i just want the castle...and an army of strangly sexy frankenstein girls

i lost my virginity: 16 with someone i didnt like cuz im stupid like that

gets me hot: when i get too drunk and catch on fire...it happens more often then youd think, girls that actually like me....it happens less often than you think

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