age: 87 (Dec 25, 1924)
MEMBER SINCE: July 2003
occupation: professional cocktease
makes me sad: constipation
most humbling moment: tulipbooty@gmail.com
fantasy: [lets get unconcious honey]
sign: tear with teeth
makes me happy: cowtipping, grand larceny, fucking my friends' moms, bee stings, a fine karate chop
gets me hot: the sun.
body mods: FUCK OFF AND DIE tattooed on forehead
into: shut up
crush: a boy from the mountains
stats: no
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imagine, in your mind's eye, the moment in Natural Born Killers when juliette lewis's character goes ballistic on the mechanic (balthazar getty, if memory serves) for wanting her too much. That's the line i send to you, sg:
the worst fuckin' head I ever got in my life! next time don't be so fuckin' eager!