age: 34 (Jan 18, 1978)

MEMBER SINCE: May 2004

occupation: normal and boring

i lost my virginity: on april fools day. just take it from there.

most humbling moment: getting my own heavenly body

into: everything that can be gotten into

stats: cute in a chubby way

sign: no vacancy

body mods: penguin, pi, little girl in a snit, disselfink(spelling on that I'm sure is off) for artwerk... no piercings left save a daith, sorry

gets me hot: clean sheets and lots of time, sticky still days in the summer, watching someone eat a soft serve ice cream cone, sneaking around, waiting for the pounce, good manners, correctly read erotic poetry in a quiet tone, kissing kissing kissing, the good press of flesh, yes, walking like a hussy in heels and full femme attire, dancing, at all and with GrumpyBear, other things I can't list here because you'd all judge...and my honey...

makes me sad: roadkill, those commercials with the big eyed children who don't get enough to eat, bad republicans, religious fanatics, american football, the situations I find myself in frequently. ooooh, and winter. god, I hate winter.

crush: Daniel Craig

fantasy: everyone I've ever wanted to sit and have teatime with in New Orleans...and then, the food fight...or just having extra cool superpowers for a week...