"Chiquitabonita... where do I start? After having been adopted into her family, I soon discovered that Chiquita was deathly afraid of me. I never realised, though I never really talked to her much until then. She has always been there for me and always has a warm smile and warm hugs. Soon after she realised I was human and not some necromancer or something that would rip her soul from her, I discovered the Chiquita we all know and love today. I still remain the only know human (besides her family) that is immune to her puppy eyes and if Ineed to, I can still make her feel bad with a look (long story not to be discussed here). Anyway, there will always be a place in my heart for Chiquita, and contrary to popular belief, we have never dated..."

"There is not enough words to describe this woman in any known language. I love this woman with all My heart and all My passion. She gives Me strength to be Me and peace. Gods above and below I humbly thank You for bringing Her into My life. She is down right the best thing since the sliced pan or ciggy. This woman makes life worth living. In every aspect. And to top it off You would be lucky to class her amongst your friends for a quick smile a bunny face or just sitting in silence enjoying Her company. And to top it all off she looks great in footsy pyjamas. She rocks. (Insert rock sign Here) "

"This purdy lil lady never ceases to amaze me! Shes the ultimate sass-givin, ass-slappin, coffee-drinkin, shimmy-shakin, dancing queen!

each moment spent with her is truely a treasured one!
every single time we part, i antici......pate seeing her again!

and thats the truth... now - no judging!!! ♥"

"this woman has many fine attributes and i would like to take the opportunity to share some of them here. a willing and able smoking buddy, a delightful conversationist, a hell of a snappy theme dresser (you're so pretty), a thoughtful sticker provider, and quite the cookie baker, all in all a remarkably fun person to drink with, ladies and gentlemen please give a big las vegas welcome to a great entertainer and a close personal friend of mine..(drum roll)...chiquitabonita!"

"a fabulous girl with moxie and attitude!! you want to know her ~ you want her to tap dance for you ~ you wish you could be her friend. if you get any (or all) of the above, lucky you."

"following SmokingBuddha's orders, here's my testimonial for meself. if you're ever in a log cabin with me, and there's a blizzard, expect full spa treatment until such time as bloodlust sets in. footrubs, backrubs, whateveryouwantrubbed, facials, evisceration. I do it all with a smile."

"What can i say about ChiquitaBonitas that hasnt been screamed out by tourette syndrome sufferers. She is Kind and Friendly, can wear a corsette with the best of them, and can even belt out a tune at a stuffy redneck bar. i am glad to call this women my friend"

"Yeah, i needed a lower jawbone to complete my Skull hand puppet. LittleSister is an awesome woman who has time and again earned my respect and adoration. The world could use a few more like her."

"LittleSister is the only woman to be elected posthumously to the United States Senate. She served three terms before being narrowly defeated by a living canidate in 1874, whereupon she retired from public life. Until recently her jawbone was on display in the Smithsonian Institution."