age: 43 (Dec 24, 1968)

MEMBER SINCE: December 2002

occupation: bad-hearted boy-trap

crush: no thanks, i'm trying to quit

gets me hot: a nervous tic motion of the head to the left

into: making somethings out of nothings

stats: Who would ever want to play the part of anonymous numbers on a governmental chart

sign: do not feed the animals.

body mods: ittybitty, tiny, little black heart, titanium backbone, retractable claws, articulated limbs, rechargable deviance and a pussy with teeth.

makes me happy: life musick friends love greatsex roadtrips kissing horsebackriding gardening newrockshoes carharttpants newundies flesh dreaming camping phonesex ultimatefrisbee vanillacoffee wingmaking kiteflying sidewalkchalking bellydancing bubblegunning, bikeriding...

makes me sad: whiney ass SG houswives (getalife) the "look at me" complex internet relationships bringing whisky dick to a booty call

i lost my virginity: in a shell game in chicago, nineteen eighty....