About Me
Everything I tell you is a lie. Every question I ask is a trick. You will find no truth in me. Though you believe nothing else, you may rest your faith on this.
age: 36 (Oct 08, 1971)
MEMBER SINCE: March 2003
occupation: lowly carpenter, amateur theologian
stats: I'm what you call "man pretty."
makes me happy: kp
crush: Beer Girl
body mods: ...but I was drunk at the time...
fantasy: got it



















OK, now I'm off to St. Paul to see some metal...